Words of the Constant
Schadenfreuded shoes.
A breathable pair of duelist's sandals to wear into the ring.
Fine footwear for delivering flaming justice.
The paint is never going to come out of these shoes.
Black shoes don't show the soot.
Don't judge a mime until you walk a mile in his clumsy clown shoes.
Show up for the holiday feast with bells on.
Sandals with leather tops to prevent accidental spilling of metallurgist's concoctions.
White heels, each adorned with a piercing ice crystal.
These shoes will take your pursuit of knowledge to new heights.
Gold tipped lava leapers.
Step with both grace and authority in these bold heeled boots.
These clogs were carved from the heart of a fallen tree.
The tall heel is a helpful hindrance against run-on sentences.
Tread through lawless waters in boots already cuffed.
Fashionably heeled shoes for a woman of high society.
Comfortable heels for running seasonal errands.
Follow in the footsteps of the Ancients.
A homely way to seize.
Thick straps make these fur-trimmed sandals sturdy and comfortable.
The dainty shoes of an antique porcelain doll.
A pair of stylish heels accented by a puff of rabbit fur.
These spellbinding boots will outshine all others.
With these shoes, you'll be burning up the dance floor.
Step lively now, the harvest won't gather itself!
Shoes so soft and quiet, no one will hear you scampering off with the gunpowder.
A simple, reliable boot with no frills... maybe a little frill.
The cold of the cobblestones seeps right through them.
Sturdy and warm enough to keep out winter's chill.
Shoes worn by someone who takes great pride in their appearance.
You were born to battle. You feel it in your soles.
Pointy shoes for a frigid fellow.
The metal buckles are excellent conductors. This was discovered the hard way.
For wandering soles and a restless mind.
Shoes that have tread on many a spilled concoction.
Footwear fit for festive feet.
Made for feet that hop to the beat!
Sturdy workboots courtesy of the Voxola Radio Company.
The bolts actually serve no functional purpose.
Nothing beats a pair of brass-toed boots.
Maybe wipe these boots off before you walk on the clean floors.
Even berserkers like having warm feet.
A handsome pair of traditional winter boots.
These whimsical hiking shoes will put a spring in anyone's step!
A swash-buckle is like a regular buckle, but with more roguish flair.
Walk off that Winter's Feast.
A sensible pair of boots to keep you on balance in the ring.
They're all natural!
Woodie missed having a good pair of skates.
Dependable footwear for scaling icy slopes.