Words of the Constant

They smell faintly of apples.

These 'disilluminated black' colored boots will protect you from stubbing your toes, but not a whole lot else.

These 'insufficient chocolate brown' colored boots will protect you from stubbing your toes, but not a whole lot else.

These 'wooden nickel brown' colored boots will protect you from stubbing your toes, but not a whole lot else.

These 'muddy shoes tan' colored boots will protect you from stubbing your toes, but not a whole lot else.

Tread as you will upon hallowed ground.

These boots were made for crushing, and that's just what they'll do.

These stomping feet crush ice (and dissidents) with ease.

Calibrated for heavy stomping, even in low gravity.

For iron puddling jumping.

Forged from gold to trample organics with lustrous style.

Reject hi-tech sorcery and return to your technological roots.

Where will they take you next?

Archaic foundational apparatuses.

Deliver some precise flying kicks to your opponent's head.

Give your sore metal feet a break this winter and switch them out for some wooden clogs.

A timeless design, built to last.

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This fence is made of metal piping for that chic "industrial" look.

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A whimsical fence dotted with flowers.

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This ancient gateway is a portal from one side of the fence to the other.

Gingerbread is a surprisingly reliable building material.

Letting people in is overrated.

The natural wood finish adds a warm, countrified touch.

The natural wood finish adds a warm, countrified touch.

It's as close to the pearly gates as you're going to get.

Looks pretty and the thorns keep the riffraff out.

None shell pass.

For those who prefer security over a warm welcome.

For those who prefer security over a warm welcome.

For those who prefer security over a warm welcome.

Looks good enough to eat!

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A decorative way to say "keep out".

A decorative way to say "keep out".

Why not put down stakes and settle down here?

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Why not put down stakes and settle down here?

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Why not put down stakes and settle down here?

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Rose thorns are nature's barbed wire.

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The shells make it extra fency.

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Just the thing to bar pesky urchins from your manor.

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Just the thing to bar pesky urchins from your manor.