Words of the Constant
Get frighteningly funky.
This track is to die for!
Soundtrack of the Night!
Stay cool and well-dressed in your Cawnival best.
Everything a potion maker needs.
Crystals have long been thought to hold transformative powers, perfect for alchemical experiments.
A moody design for broody alchemists.
This pod uses space-age printing technology to perform unspace-age alchemy. How stylish!
Some might say that storing unstable chemicals next to a running engine is a "bad idea", but these people simply lack your vision.
Some might say that storing unstable chemicals next to a running engine is a "bad idea", but these people simply lack your vision.
Enjoy practicing the dark arts, in style.
You have the most unnerving feeling that you're being watched.
Specially designed to conduct magical energy... and look very fancy.
This evil monstrosity will aid you in bringing horror to the world.
Something dark seems to have taken root...
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A little pipe organ music in the background really helps the science flow.
It's positively oozing with scientific potential!
Celebrate a decade of survival... with some science!
What will you do in the name of progress?
Begin your Valentine's Day decorating with a bouquet of fresh flowers.
Nothing like a fresh coat of spectral paint.
No need to flush everything, just splash on a new look!
Put a wanderful twist on things.
You wouldn't be caught dead with uncoiffed hair!
Come ROARING back to life!
They say this crystal has restorative properties... it may even bring back the dead!
All this fuss, just to return to your gloomy little life.
The slings and arrows of fate have taken their toll on this poor, afflicted heart.