Words of the Constant
Alas, some daggers through the heart are more literal than others.
Alas, some daggers through the heart are more literal than others.
A stake in your heart that actually heals the undead.
A stake in your heart that actually heals the undead.
A heart, ripped out and offered to another.
A heart, ripped out and offered to another.
The slings and arrows of fate have taken their toll on this poor, afflicted heart.
A shimmering, life-giving crystal.
Show off your winnings!
A table straight from a fairy tale.
Draped in a tablecloth of the finest spider silk.
Gather 'round to share some hearty food and laughs.
Not exactly a bed of roses, but it'll do.
A perfect table for cheating at cards, after a long day spent cheating death.
Beauty can be found everywhere, even in blunt force.
A weapon favored by forgotten warriors of old.
Lacerate with a cursed blade.
Give your head the royal treatment in this finely crafted crown.
The ancient secrets it holds have been lost to time.
Coil up with a good book in this chair.
Loo, loo, skip to my loo!
Drive your cattle in style.
The best seat in the house for beefalo-related festivities.
The best seat in the house for beefalo-related festivities.
A sweet design for salty storage.
This shell encrusted container utilizes sea salt as a natural preservative.
Why not shake things up a bit?
Stylish and practical food storage.
This mysterious pillar seems to grow and shrink, as if by magic.
Was that pillar there before? Have you finally gone mad?
Sculpt intricate stonework to your heart's content.
A stone sculting swampy spin-off.
A beacon of nautical knowledge.
A pretty purse for all your seed-carrying needs.
Sturdily hand-stitched for rambunctious gardeners.
A fashion idol.
A shovel for the self-reliant adventurer.
Just the thing to help bury those pesky feelings.
Convey an incredibly convincing impression of a shovel.
A rustic, sturdy shovel.
For those tough rose to hoe.
Must be for a big bowl of soup.
A lovely shovel with decorative silver engravings.
Between all those Cawnival games, a quick siesta might be just the ticket.
A wispy haven for your daydreams.
Bogged down? You'll sleep like a log in here.
Abigail always loved living by the sea.
Nestled in beautiful nature, there is nothing natural about losing someone so young.
A somber sanctuary for Abigail, steeped in the memory, guilt and longing she has come to embody.
These bones have been waiting a long time for you to wear them.