Words of the Constant

Wheeeee!

Join us 'neath the protective pall

ye shall never fear the dark again!

Never build another fire!

Or chop wood!

Or sleep!

Or eat!

Or blink!

Ye can still blink.

Ooooh... tenebrous!

Still blink!

Ye will be one with the ever night!

Forever in the sweet, dim embrace!

Forever...

in...

Darkness.

Dark!

Sooo dark, yes!

Deadly!

Not deadly.

Benevolent!

So benevolent!

Why did the playwright dim the lights in the first act?

Foreshadowing!

"Ode to the Scenery"

Oh, this is going to be good.

The tree stood alone.

In resolute silence.

Not doing much of anything.

That was my favorite act so far.

Bravo! Bravissima!

And now, the Visionist...

Our Overseer is steadfast in the cause,

and I place my full trust in her

to lead us through this enduring endeavor.

The Other shall not prevail.

Oh, but it shall!

Guess he didn't see that coming.

HA HA HA HA HA!

Visionist? Can he see that we're bored?

HA HA HA HA HA!

'Tis a formidable task set before us,

yet I shall design the most impossibly intricate,

unsolvable structure this realm has ever known.

For the glory of our King and Queen,

for our Kingdom,

and for the survival of our kind.

I've been teaching Woby lots of tricks, watch!

Okay Woby... stay!

Good girl!