Words of the Constant

And in the mountains, and the plains,

And the towns, and the cities,

Everywhere! Burn it all down!! Hahaha!!

Yeah, pretty sure that's how that poem goes.

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I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Mathematical

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

There once was a gal from the sticks,

Who went out to look for her sis.

But she found her too late,

And got yanked through a gate,

Ain't family drama the pits?

Wolfgang is not just man of big muscles,

Is man of mighty feelings too.

Will read poem to you now:

Wolfgang likes his friends,

Though some are weird, make scary magic, and one is spider,

Will stay with them till very end,

Make Wolfgang's bad day brighter.

Er... I don't really like bein' the center of attention.

Let me try!

Chop chop chop, swing swing swing,

Choppin' is my favourite thing.

Swing swing swing, chop chop chop,

Love it way too much to stop!

You've sure got a way with words, Luce.

Hello friends!

Watching? Hmm...

Doo-doo-dee-doop

Woo-wah-wah!

Deedle-deedle-deedle-woo

Wah-wah-wheee!

Oop-doodle-doo

Bwa-waaaaaaaaaah!

The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,

Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;

Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,

And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;

And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,

And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear

A merrier hour was never wasted there.

Glurp... th-this is fairy story. Made by Wurt.

Once upon time, there was super strong Mermfolk princess.

Merm princess build houses for all her friends,

and make pretty decorations from bones of her enemies.

Everyone live happily ever after, the end.

PERCEIVE ME, FLESHLINGS

I AM KEEPING MY EXPECTATIONS LOW