Words of the Constant

Finally, today's winner will be only mildly more fearsome than friendly.

Finally, I'd like to see a beefalo that's just a bit more friendly than scary.

Finally, I can't quite decide. Show me a good balance of fearsome and friendly.

Finally, I'm looking for something quite fierce.

Finally, I want something quite fearsome looking.

Finally, I'm looking for only the tiniest hint of ferocity.

Finally, today I want to see a little ferocity, but just a touch.

This specimen is more fierce than I want.

I respect how fearsome this beefalo is, but it's more than I like.

I'd like my beefalo to be a fair bit more fearsome than this.

This one is not quite fierce enough, by a good margin.

This one is much too festive.

This beefalo's festiveness is well beyond my taste today.

Today's beefalo needs to be a lot more festive than this curmudgeon.

I'm looking for something way more festive today.

This beefalo is just a little more festive than I want.

Being a little too festive can be good, but not today.

Maybe this beefalo could be a little more festive.

This beefalo is not as festive as I'd like, but it's close.

I like this one's festivity.

This beefalo is just festive enough.

Also, the winner should be the most festive of beasts.

Also, I don't want to see even a hint of festivity in today's Champion.

Also, I'm in no mood for festivity today. I'd better not see a trace of it!

Also, there should be a lot of festivity, with just a dash of somberness.

Also, today's winner will be a bit more somber than festive.

Also, I'm looking for a tasteful mix of festivity and somberness.

Also, today's champion will be a perfect balance of somber and festive.

Also, I'm looking for quite a lot of festivity today.

Also, I only want to see the tiniest hint of festivity.

This fella is more festive than I want.

I respect how festive this beefalo is, but it's more than I like.

I'd like my beefalo to be a fair bit more festive than this.

This one is not quite festive enough, by a good margin.

Alright, contest over for now folks!

Finally, my first place pick is...

This one is much too formal.

This beefalo's formalness is well beyond my taste today.

Today's beefalo needs to be a lot more formal than this ragamuffin.

I'm looking for something way more formal today.

This beefalo is just a little more formal than I want.

Being a little too formal can be good, but not today.

Maybe this beefalo could be a little more formal.

This beefalo is not as formal as I'd like, but it's close.

I like this one's formalness.

This beefalo is just formal enough.

Everything about today's winner should scream "formality."

My taste today is for a complete lack of formality.

Today's beefalo should have a slight edge of formality.

My pick for today will be a bit more unconventional than formal.