Words of the Constant

I want to see a perfect blend of unconventional and formal.

I'd like to see the high end of formality today, with just a dash of disorder.

I want to see something mostly unconventional, with just a whiff of formality.

This specimen is more formal than I want.

I respect how formal this beefalo is, but it's more than I like.

I'd like my beefalo to be a fair bit more formal than this.

This one is not quite formal enough, by a good margin.

And In second place...

Well well well, lemme get a look at the menagerie.

My perfect beefalo changes from day to day...

Alright, my pick for third place is...

Finally, this is the most fearsome of dolls!

Finally, this is like a teddy bear. My heart is at ease.

Finally, it's only mildly more fearsome than friendly.

Finally, this is just a bit more friendly than scary.

Finally, it has a good balance of fearsome and friendly.

Finally, it's quite fierce.

Finally, this is quite fearsome looking.

Finally, it has the tiniest hint of ferocity.

Finally, I can see a little ferocity, but just a touch.

Also, it's the most festive of dolls.

Also, I don't see even a hint of festivity in this.

Also, it has a lot of festivity, with just a dash of somberness.

Also, this is a bit more somber than festive.

Also, this is tasteful mix of festivity and somberness.

Also, it's a perfect balance of somber and festive.

Also, it has quite a lot of festivity.

Also, it has only the tiniest hint of festivity.

Everything about this screams "formality."

It has a complete lack of formality.

This has a slight edge of formality.

This a bit more unconventional than formal.

It's a perfect blend of unconventional and formal.

This is the high end of formality, with just a dash of disorder.

This is mostly unconventional, with just a whiff of formality.

Let's round up some locals to make things interesting.

Congrats! Don't spend it all in once place.

Here you go, well done you.

Alright, which of these beauties do you think is today's winner!?

Take your time, choose wisely.

OK, now hurry up...

Time's up!

Alright, my pick for today's contest is...

Hiya!

Hey!

Howdy!

Greetings!

Come get your prize, I won't wait all day.

Sorry, you didn't win anything this time.

What an eclectic looking bunch.