Words of the Constant

Wanda

Not a cuckoo, but close enough.

Wanda

Oh botheration, I forgot all about him!

Wanda

You could be spending this time laying eggs!

Wanda

Oh botheration, I forgot to feed you again, didn't I?

Wanda

This should put an end to it.

Wanda

I know what comes next.

Wanda

I hate this part.

Wanda

Thankfully, birds are stupid.

Wanda

What, you egg?

Wanda

Whenever I make eggs they end up either undercooked or burnt.

Wanda

What an awful sight!

Wanda

Why don't you run along and spit somewhere else?

Wanda

What an irresponsible use of clockwork!

Wanda

Ack!!

Wanda

It's been completely taken over...

Wanda

Such an ominous color...

Wanda

This is playing with fire...

Wanda

That's a weapon I could use from range.

Wanda

It uses a strong blast of air to propel a projectile.

Wanda

I like a weapon you can shoot from far away. Preferably while running.

Wanda

This should help me avoid some conflict.

Wanda

That'll give them a shock!

Wanda

Just looking at it chills me to the bone.

Wanda

Why do people say things are as blue as the sea? The sea isn't very blue at all!

Wanda

I might tinker with it a bit more when I have the time.

Wanda

This looks interesting.

Wanda

Oooh, this looks very interesting!

Wanda

It's... probably edible. If I'm desperate.

Wanda

I think I made it worse.

Wanda

A blue mushroom. Moving on.

Wanda

Something or other tucked in the ground.

Wanda

No sense waiting around for it to grow back.

Wanda

I'm already bored of looking at them.

Wanda

I can take him!

Wanda

You sure are big!

Wanda

Brrr... so many terrible things can happen out at sea.

Wanda

Brrr... so many terrible things can happen out at sea.

Wanda

Someone's boat met an untimely end.

Wanda

I hope I won't need them...

Wanda

That won't hold forever...

Wanda

A progress marker.

Wanda

Must find the most logical spot for this.

Wanda

Looks like it won't just be a race against time.

Wanda

Botheration, these buoys are slowing me down!

Wanda

Botheration, these buoys are slowing me down!

Wanda

This could be troublesome, if deployed at exactly the right moment...

Wanda

This could be troublesome, if deployed at exactly the right moment...

Wanda

You could always stop staring and help me paddle.

Wanda

We should start this race on time.

Wanda

Where to begin?