Words of the Constant

Wanda

Say Wickerbottom, do you dabble in temporal magic as well?

Wanda

Not to critique the writing, but that nearly put me to sleep.

Wanda

I won't spend my time and energy reading all that.

Wanda

It's enough having to deal with them in person, why read about them too?

Wanda

Ha! Was this written by a spider? I won't let my guard down that easily.

Wanda

I think I remember how to use this... yes, it's coming back to me!

Wanda

Hmph. That's no proper spacial displacement device, just a cheap knockoff!

Wanda

It looks well past its prime.

Wanda

With a little heat, I'll have it fixed up in no time at all.

Wanda

Caring for animals is so time consuming!

Wanda

It'll be faster than trying to catch them with my hands.

Wanda

Kelp is only slightly more interesting than grass.

Wanda

It'll grow back eventually.

Wanda

I could plant this somewhere more convenient.

Wanda

Bundled up for quick and efficient carrying.

Wanda

It'll keep my things safe from the ravages of time.

Wanda

I don't trust those things.

Wanda

This rabbit was too late.

Wanda

Erased from the timeline.

Wanda

Hiding is always preferable to fighting.

Wanda

If only I had some tea and toast.

Wanda

Don't go causing any tornadoes!

Wanda

Crisis averted.

Wanda

It has a subtle taste, light and fleeting.

Wanda

Careful with those!

Wanda

You're wasting your time following me, buzzard.

Wanda

This should put an end to it.

Wanda

I know what comes next.

Wanda

I hate this part.

Wanda

Meat rolled in cabbage, simple as that.

Wanda

I wonder if it's really worth the bother.

Wanda

Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable.

Wanda

I'm not stopping to smell it.

Wanda

Now to pick out all the spines. What a tedious vegetable.

Wanda

Finally, I can eat it!

Wanda

Would this be the official dish of California, then?

Wanda

I need to give it something to burn, quickly!

Wanda

It keeps the shadows at bay.

Wanda

Oh botheration, I got carried away with the kindling!

Wanda

It needs more to burn if I want it to last.

Wanda

That feels better.

Wanda

That was nice while it lasted.

Wanda

Some kind of yellow bird.

Wanda

Alright, I'm holding a bird... carefully holding a bird...

Wanda

I think I should take that as a sign to leave.

Wanda

It holds more than I expected, as if it's bigger on the inside...

Wanda

I don't need a cane yet! I feel fit as a fiddle!

Wanda

Pretty self-explanitory, really.

Wanda

Oooh what fun!

Wanda

I have so much to do, but... it's just such a delightful distraction!