Words of the Constant

Wanda

I think I've lost my appetite...

Wanda

Nothing is permanent, eventually it might be sand again.

Wanda

I'm impressed the glass doesn't shatter on impact.

Wanda

It looks nice now that it's not trying to impale me.

Wanda

Who's a cute little bug thing? You are!

Wanda

Sleeping again?

Wanda

Why must life be so fleeting for some?

Wanda

I like anything that can make its own light.

Wanda

Oh. Droppings. How lovely.

Wanda

I'm just not going to think about where they came from!

Wanda

What a delightfully useful dessert!

Wanda

I'll bet you feel pretty foolish now, don't you?

Wanda

I'm starting to feel a bit bad about taking its horn.

Wanda

Alright you can come along, just don't slow me down.

Wanda

Another obviously made-up creature.

Wanda

Who ever heard of a whale with a horn?

Wanda

The flavor is indescribable.

Wanda

I think they go nicely with what I'm wearing.

Wanda

What else will I use gold for around here?

Wanda

Just don't think about it and it'll make sense.

Wanda

I wouldn't want that gold to go to waste.

Wanda

If I have to spend time digging holes, I can at least be fancy.

Wanda

Why can't the dirt just move itself?

Wanda

Hmm... would a solid gold pocket watch be too much?

Wanda

I'm sure I'll find a use for it sooner or later.

Wanda

I could probably find something to help speed up its growth.

Wanda

That's not good...

Wanda

It looks pretty sick.

Wanda

Err, something's not right.

Wanda

Grass. You do tend to find a lot of it outside.

Wanda

And now it'll begin the painfully slow process of growing back.

Wanda

Nothing will grow in this heat.

Wanda

It seems to want nothing to do with us, which is fine by me.

Wanda

It looks really sick.

Wanda

Jumpy little things, aren't they? That's probably wise.

Wanda

Quite the afternoonified rain napper, isn't it?

Wanda

Empty.

Wanda

I hope this is temporary.

Wanda

I don't need any turkey to pour it over, just hand me a spoon.

Wanda

Beautifully efficient.

Wanda

If only I could've gotten my hands on one of these before... well never mind.

Wanda

It'll help me keep track of where I've been.

Wanda

It's cruder than my pocket watch, but it follows the same basic principles.

Wanda

Ugh, mushrooms...

Wanda

For some reason the thought of eating it isn't so repulsive now.

Wanda

Just a green mushroom.

Wanda

It's probably just some kind of mushroom.

Wanda

No sense waiting around for it to grow back.

Wanda

It's not a pool I'd care to take a dip in.

Wanda

It's not a pool I'd care to take a dip in.