Words of the Constant

Wanda

Guacamole, guac-guac-amole!

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Bat droppings. Lovely.

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There's an infinite number of ways this could go very badly.

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An apple improved by a delicious candy coating.

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Something sweet that never goes bad, what's not to love?

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Oh alright, I'll take a nibble.

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If nobody else wants them I'll happily take them.

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That seems like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Sweet mixed with spicy!

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Delicious candied corn to munch on.

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Who is trying to pass this ordinary corn cob off as candy?

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That'll be something to chew on for a while.

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I'll stash some extras in my pocket, I'm sure the children would love some hard candy.

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Do you think I was born yesterday?

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A little extra fiber never hurt anyone.

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This little ghost I like.

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Chewy, and only a little wormy.

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Fear keeps you safe, but bravery keeps you going.

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I can feel the potential radiating out of it.

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I'm a clocksmith, not a chemist.

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This might have been a frivolous use of my time...

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It smells like shifting possibilities.

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What a gloomy way to celebrate.

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I guess I could spend a little time decorating.

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Ugh, I don't want to be reminded of them.

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I might as well put it up somewhere.

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It's meant to be displayed on a tree, if I recall.

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There's so many real ones flying about, it seems a bit redundant.

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Well, the pig had it coming.

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Sometimes things need undoing.

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It's a heavy hammer for hitting things.

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It looks quite comfortable.

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Who thought this was a good idea?

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What a lovely fragrance!

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It's horribly scratchy.

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Disgusting!

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It might be nice to kick back and unwind... for a minute or two.

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That won't help, what I need is time!

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This wretched concoction might buy us a little time.

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A quick application couldn't hurt.

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It conducts regenerative energy.

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It's cool to the touch.

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It's ice cold.

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This isn't an ordinary rock.

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I almost singed my fingers!

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Something to warm up these old bones.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again!

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Was that rosebush there a second ago?

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Ha! She's just as crabby as ever.

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It'll keep the chill out of my bones.