Words of the Constant

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Survivor

Wanda

Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating.

Treasured Toy Trojan Horse

Wanda

Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating.

Favorite Spinning Top

Wanda

Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating.

Sentimental Kazoo

Wanda

Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating.

Misplaced Toy Cobra

Wanda

Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating.

Beloved Crocodile Toy

Wanda

Oh botheration, I think I've started hallucinating.

Prized Ball and Cup

Wanda

I won't say no to a little extra luck.

Lucky Gold Nugget

Wanda

"Lucy" was it? Oh botheration, now he's got ME talking to it!

Lucy the Axe

Wanda

It seems determined to survive.

Lumpy Sapling

Wanda

Shoo, you vile thing!

Bright-Eyed Frog

Wanda

It's incredible that I can see anything while wearing it.

Brightshade Helm

Wanda

What an interesting material, I should make use of it.

Brightshade Husk

Wanda

Fixing it is faster than making a new one.

Brightshade Repair Kit

Wanda

Some kind of temporal residue, perhaps?

Wanda

Sloppy! Just look at those rough edges!

Rift

Wanda

This is going to be bothersome...

Deadly Brightshade

Wanda

Keep your vines to yourself!

Tunneling Vine

Wanda

Why waste time staring at it when I could be making something?

Brightsmithy

Wanda

Well, it's not going to build itself.

Brightsmithy Kit

Wanda

Oh botheration, it pops back up as quickly as I can knock it down!

Grazer

Wanda

I forget if this is the end or the beginning.

Celestial Jewel

Wanda

I'm not falling for that old trick!

Lureplant

Wanda

It's unpleasantly squishy...

Fleshy Bulb

Wanda

This celebration involves a surprising amount of fish.

Lutefisk

Wanda

This is a bit outside my area of expertise...

Mad Scientist Lab

Wanda

Oh, what a handy little pocket dimension!

Magician's Chest

Wanda

Of course this couldn't be just a quiet, pleasant boat trip...

Malbatross

Wanda

I don't think its owner will be missing it.

Malbatross Bill

Wanda

At least I got a nice feather out of that whole debacle.

Malbatross Feather

Wanda

Fabric from feathers, what will they think of next?

Feathery Canvas

Wanda

He's trapped!

Wanda

Oh, I can't bear to look at it...

Mandrake

Wanda

Maybe in another timeline we won't have to meet this way.

Mandrake Soup

Wanda

You can stop chiming in any time!

Mandrake

Wanda

It's just a roasted vegetable, it's just a roasted vegetable...

Wanda

What is that, a turnip?

Mandrake

Wanda

It's nice, so long as I don't think about where it came from.

Bunny Puff

Wanda

It's not a map yet, but it will be in the future.

Map Scroll

Wanda

A timeless building material.

Marble

Wanda

That bean looks fossilized.

Marble Bean

Wanda

Are you supposed to water marble to make it grow?

Marble Sprout

Wanda

Whatever building it used to be a part of has been lost to time.

Marble Pillar

Wanda

What a nicely sculpted topiary.

Marble Shrub

Wanda

What a delightfully odd tree.

Marble Tree

Wanda

That fire certainly isn't wasting any time!

Spiky Bush

Wanda

There's always something to be learned from mistakes.

Spiky Bush

Wanda

Calling it a bush is quite charitable.

Spiky Bush

Wanda

That wasn't one of my smarter moments.

Spiky Bush

Wanda

I can't stop for every bit of greenery I see.

Plant

Wanda

It's burning away.

Spiky Tree