Words of the Constant

Wanda

The weather is not cooperating.

Wanda

This isn't helping.

Wanda

It's like watching paint dry.

Wanda

Maybe I could help the poor old thing, if I have a spare minute or two...

Wanda

I'm afraid it's beyond repair.

Wanda

Oh botheration!

Wanda

It's done! Finally!!

Wanda

I think it's been aged enough.

Wanda

Salt? That was easy.

Wanda

I'll be old and grey before it's done...

Wanda

The weather is not cooperating.

Wanda

This isn't helping.

Wanda

It's like watching paint dry.

Wanda

Drying is slow. This helps.

Wanda

I found a stick in it... or at least I hope it's a stick.

Wanda

An old, tough piece of meat.

Wanda

I'm not too keen on drawing unwanted attention.

Wanda

You run along now, pay me no mind.

Wanda

It's for a merm.

Wanda

It's for a merm.

Wanda

It's the right thing to do.

Wanda

That merm needs to be burned.

Wanda

What a terrible fate for that poor merm.

Wanda

I certainly hope they're fighting for our side.

Wanda

Did they always look like that?

Wanda

It was a merm once. Not anymore.

Wanda

It's not terribly hard to outwit those scaly creatures.

Wanda

Oh, that is vile.

Wanda

I wonder how long they've been at war.

Wanda

One moment it's there, the next it's gone.

Wanda

Time has taken its toll on this house.

Wanda

Fate was unkind to it.

Wanda

A bit ramshackle, but definitely an improvement!

Wanda

It might be wise to get in his good graces.

Wanda

It looks like the monarchy came to an abrupt end.

Wanda

It's... not exactly the nicest rug I've ever seen.

Wanda

What a horrible waste of time and energy!

Wanda

This might take a while to piece together...

Wanda

The poor scaly things seem quite lost without a king.

Wanda

That little merm is really turning this place around.

Wanda

I doubt there's anything in there worth my time.

Wanda

I doubt there's anything in there worth my time.

Wanda

Did they always look like that?

Wanda

What a delightfully odd way to choose a king!

Wanda

It was a merm once. Not anymore.

Wanda

I doubt it'll stand the test of time.

Wanda

I doubt there's anything in there worth my time.

Wanda

I doubt there's anything in there worth my time.

Wanda

I doubt it'll stand the test of time.

Wanda

Oh! There's a note inside!