Words of the Constant

Wanda

You never know when you might need an empty bottle.

Wanda

Well, that's that. Time to move on.

Wanda

I don't know where he finds the time for such things.

Wanda

The collagen in this is great for fighting aging. Magic watch is better, though.

Wanda

Quite an improvement on the classic handheld lantern.

Wanda

The ocean could use a bit more light.

Wanda

You're never too old for a bit of fun!

Wanda

It'll show everyone where I am, when I am is another story.

Wanda

Someone obviously thought it was important enough to put on a sign.

Wanda

Maybe I'll just draw something quick.

Wanda

I'd better put it somewhere.

Wanda

Ohhhh. Right. You.

Wanda

Did I open it last time around? I can't recall...

Wanda

I'm glad I managed to not meet my end at the business end of this horn.

Wanda

Now it's just disgusting.

Wanda

It's like a disgusting hot water bottle.

Wanda

It looks dangerously spicy.

Wanda

I've spent enough time dealing with your shenanigans!

Wanda

Got you at last, you little vermin!

Wanda

It's one of those little pests.

Wanda

Hmph, and people call me batty!

Wanda

What a horrid place to call home.

Wanda

What a funny looking hat. Let me try it on!

Wanda

I thought they were bigger... my memory must've exaggerated it.

Wanda

They're up to their old tricks.

Wanda

At least they make it easy to remember who lives here.

Wanda

What a shame. Anyway...

Wanda

I prefer living solidly on the ground, thank you.

Wanda

This... is how it started, wasn't it?

Wanda

I should've remembered sooner. Too late now, I suppose.

Wanda

As pillars go, it's hardly noteworthy.

Wanda

And what do you have to say for all this skullduggery, hm?

Wanda

There had better not be any monkeys hiding in there.

Wanda

If I must be at sea, I might as well look the part.

Wanda

Oh, wearing it does make one feel rather mischievous...

Wanda

Maybe I'm not so hungry after all...

Wanda

If I ever want to poison myself with rancid meat, I'll be sure to try it.

Wanda

All the life's dried out of it.

Wanda

Just smelling it shaved a few years off my life.

Wanda

Someone didn't want us to use this.

Wanda

I'm pretty sure that's important for something.

Wanda

Of course! Now I remember!

Wanda

Was something else supposed to happen? I can't remember...

Wanda

I've got a nagging feeling it's not supposed to look like that.

Wanda

It's simply not fair that they live such brief lives.

Wanda

It's a bit cluttered in my pockets, please try not to get squished!

Wanda

It's not like moths live very long anyway.

Wanda

A moth turning into a tree hardly feels out of the ordinary anymore.

Wanda

I won't waste my time trying to see the moon down here.

Wanda

Why worry about the moon? I've got enough to contend with down here.