Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

An unholy flame.

Ancient Beacon
Wigfrid

The writings of the gods t'were not meant for us.

Ancient Obelisk
Wigfrid

Tis a portrait of an ancient people. They live in wretchedness.

Ancient Mural
Wigfrid

There is no painting here. Only stone.

Ancient Mural
Wigfrid

A great evil sweeps across the land.

Ancient Mural
Wigfrid

Many of the people are cleaved in two!

Ancient Mural
Wigfrid

A glittering city, blessed by the gods.

Ancient Mural
Wigfrid

I doth smell their fear!

Ancient Statue
Wigfrid

To chop and destroy!

Axe
Wigfrid

Mini beastie.

Baby Beefalo
Wigfrid

The mini beast slumbers.

Baby Beefalo
Wigfrid

A portable armory.

Backpack
Wigfrid

Pig and eggs!

Bacon and Eggs
Wigfrid

So be it! Yet one more round, thou knavish deceiver!

JIMBO
Wigfrid

Fie! Foul beast!

Balloon
Wigfrid

A rubbery mockery of life.

Balloon Hat
Wigfrid

It hath swallowed the wee ones whole!

Party Balloon
Wigfrid

Its strange power hath faded.

Speedy Balloon
Wigfrid

Grant me the speed of Hermod!

Speedy Balloon
Wigfrid

Such colors! I could sing!

Pile o' Balloons
Wigfrid

Tis only good for floating, not fighting.

Inflatable Vest
Wigfrid

I hath no use for a plant burgeoning with foul non-meats.

Banana Bush
Wigfrid

Monkey slop.

Banana Shake
Wigfrid

I've somehow found a way to make it even LESS appealing!

Banana Pop
Wigfrid

To heal even the deepest of battle wounds.

Honey Poultice
Wigfrid

If I had a bandage for every mere flesh wound...

Flutter Strip
Wigfrid

'Tis a paltry bit of sea meat.

Barnacles
Wigfrid

Why hide the meat within this bready pocket?

Barnacle Pita
Wigfrid

For those who are strong of will, and strong of stomach.

Stuffed Fish Heads
Wigfrid

I hunger for more!

Barnacle Nigiri
Wigfrid

You will find a new home in my belly.

Cooked Barnacles
Wigfrid

It slays my hunger soundly!

Barnacle Linguine
Wigfrid

A thousand mortals couldn't break through this stone.

Basalt
Wigfrid

Dark winged meat.

Batilisk
Wigfrid

Winged spear!

Bat Bat
Wigfrid

They're hiding under the stage.

Bat Cave
Wigfrid

I shall toss thee in the earth's cauldron!

Bath Bomb
Wigfrid

A trophy from the hunt.

Naked Nostrils
Wigfrid

A warrior would never deign to wear such a thing!

Milkmade Hat
Wigfrid

If it's meat, I shall eat it!

Charred Nostrils
Wigfrid

It holds my music like arrows in a quiver.

Battle Call Canister
Wigfrid

The notes doth imbue my weapons with their sharpness!

Weaponized Warble
Wigfrid

A fiery performance shalt shield me from the foul burn of my enemy's gaze.

Fireproof Falsetto
Wigfrid

I will serenade my enemies on their journey to Valhalla!

Heartrending Ballad
Wigfrid

My very words art enough to make my foes tremble!

Startling Soliloquy
Wigfrid

A melody lively enough to rouse the dead!

Warrior's Reprise
Wigfrid

A well aimed insult can turn the tide in battle.

Rude Interlude
Wigfrid

Do not fear, my song shall show us the light.

Enlightened Lullaby
Wigfrid

A rousing anthem to inspire bravery in battle!

Bel Canto of Courage
Wigfrid

A stirring battle song to clear the head.

Clear Minded Cadenza