Words of the Constant

I shall sing of sweet darkness.

Dark Lament

Like the wings of my helm, only meatier.

Cooked dark wing.

Fur of the crazies.

Beast or berserker?

May we meet again in Valhalla.

Thou were a worthy foe.

There's still fight left in the creature!

It will preserve the freshness of my kills.

BEAR-SERKER!

It fought bravely, but its hide is now forfeit.

Thick Fur

Lucky Beast Costume Pattern

No luck is needed for one who's skilled in battle.

A luxury fur bed!

Fur Roll

A tool for valiant naps.

Straw Roll

Wee warriors! I don't know if I like them.

Easy now!

The hive is silent.

It's a honey treasure trove!

A sweet box of wee warriors.

Where's the honey?

It's a honey treasure trove!

Pithy honey. More patience is needed.

The hive is silent.

It's a honey treasure trove!

The old crone would take my head if I dared steal a drop of honey.

Where's the honey?

It's a honey treasure trove!

Pithy honey. More patience is needed.

A fallen steed.

It seems Valhalla will not take my steed just yet.

The critter has finally learned its role.

Come along beastie.

Ancient woolen beasts!

A proud an noble beast, bonded to a proud and noble warrior.

Are you cold without your wools?

The noble steed of a mighty warrior!

My mouth's watering just looking at it...

With the stalwart beast at my side, we ride tonight!

Sounds like Aunt Hilda.

I must keep my beast fed and battle-ready.

That would suit me.

My noble steed deserves a reward.

Beefalo Treats

I do love woolly things.

Beefalo Wool

The show must go on!

Beefalo Grooming Station

Preparing for the stage is nearly as exhilarating as preparing for battle!

Beefalo Grooming Station

This beastie is ready for its dress rehearsal.

Beefalo Grooming Station

I must prepare!

Grooming Station Kit