Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

I am not fooled by their cozy exterior.

Cozy Bunnyman
Wigfrid

Have at thee, cursed crustacean!

Crab King
Wigfrid

A barren, sandy fortress.

Crab King
Wigfrid

Now THIS is a battle.

Cannon Tower
Wigfrid

Prepare thyself to be de-clawed!

Imposing Claw
Wigfrid

Oh good. I worried it would be too easy.

Ice Barrier
Wigfrid

Appetizer.

Crab Guard
Wigfrid

Finally. A clawed combatant worthy to die by my spear.

Crab Knight
Wigfrid

Tis a peculiar boulder.

Rock Den
Wigfrid

I forgive her vegetable ways.

Bulbin
Wigfrid

By the unicorn! A dragon!

Broodling
Wigfrid

How can you fight with no arms?

Eets
Wigfrid

They shall watch and learn from my battles!

Friendly Peeper
Wigfrid

A warrior's faithful companion!

Glomglom
Wigfrid

She is a magnificent hunter!

Kittykit
Wigfrid

I wouldst turn farmer for thee.

Ewelet
Wigfrid

Mine lunar friend!

Mothling
Wigfrid

Not a raven, but wise nonetheless.

Giblet
Wigfrid

I shall defend this hound to the death.

Vargling
Wigfrid

Raven friend!

Crow
Wigfrid

Together again.

Crow
Wigfrid

Telltale spoor left by a festive foe.

Cookie Crumbles
Wigfrid

Plunder!

Accursed Trinket
Wigfrid

A craftwoman's most elemental resource.

Cut Grass
Wigfrid

'Tis hardly a sword at all.

Cutless
Wigfrid

Even if I ate plants, I wouldn't eat THAT plant.

Lichen
Wigfrid

I cleaned all the bugs out! Then I ate them.

Cut Reeds
Wigfrid

Solid stone!

Cut Stone
Wigfrid

You leave me no choice, beast! To arms!

Nightmare Werepig
Wigfrid

The beast hath been consumed by foul magic.

Nightmare Werepig
Wigfrid

It pains me to see a worthy adversary in such a state.

Scrappy Werepig
Wigfrid

The calm before the storm.

Scrappy Werepig
Wigfrid

Finally. Let us fight.

Scrappy Werepig
Wigfrid

Only something of great might could crack that foul stone.

Cracked Pillar
Wigfrid

The pillar is weakened... mayhaps it could be broken.

Cracked Pillar
Wigfrid

A most potent dish.

Deadly Feast
Wigfrid

Njord's depths hold many secrets.

Sea Bones
Wigfrid

The wood's ablaze!

Birchnut Tree
Wigfrid

Loge took that one.

Birchnut Tree
Wigfrid

Chopped by the warrior of the woods!

Birchnut Tree
Wigfrid

Future firewood!

Birchnut Tree
Wigfrid

This firewood will take a bit of extra work.

Birchnut Tree
Wigfrid

Dost these cards bear a fell curse?

Deck Of Cards
Wigfrid

Pretty... useless.

Art?
Wigfrid

Empty. Shall we use it for target practice?

Table Vase
Wigfrid

It burns bright.

Table Vase
Wigfrid

Saveth them for my funeral.

Table Vase
Wigfrid

The light wanes.

Table Vase
Wigfrid

Beauty fades. Glory is forever.

Table Vase
Wigfrid

A warrior hath no need for light!

Table Lamp