Words of the Constant
Why isn't this a meat pie? Meat, meeeat!
A beast is no beast without a tail.
Mystical scales.
A stone of ill omen.
Ready to bear the brunt of battle!
It hails from a place deeper and darker than even here.
'Tis wood, forged in the sea's depths!
Tis consumed by flame!
Consumed by Hel's flames.
Thank you for your bounty, tree.
A rare beauty to be sure, but tis no Yggdrasil.
Leg of beastie.
Hooooot meat!
I hath no use for a plant burgeoning with foul non-meats.
I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.
I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.
I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.
I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.
Art thou plants or monkey parts? Make up thine mind!
I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.
A most wicked trap I could set for my foes.
'Tis not just strength, but cunning that makes a warrior!
My ally wields a strange weapon, indeed.
My friend, if you want to be fighting fit you must join me in combat!
He hath strength, next we must work on his bravery!
Training in comfort.
Train well my friend, and join me in glorious battle!
My ally wields a strange weapon, indeed.
Smells like my battle boots.
What was the purpose of cooking this?
It gives off a powerful stink.
Tiny nature bits.
This food is not fit for a warrior, it's fit for the floor!
This creature has no fight in it.
Sorry beasties, but your home is ripe for the pillaging!
Yes, most practical!
Delicious slimy snake fish.
Hot eel!
Purple and bulbous.
Food for the weak.
I've no use for vegetables, big or small.
Tiny nature bits.
The elixirs dost soothe her spirit.
My ally's flame burns bright as her fighting spirit.
It was no challenge at all.
There is no beast beneath.
The light burns bright.
Tis a tribute to Freya's beauty.
The light wanes.
Their beauty fades.