Words of the Constant

Wigfrid

Why isn't this a meat pie? Meat, meeeat!

Dragonpie
Wigfrid

A beast is no beast without a tail.

Lucky Beast Tail
Wigfrid

Mystical scales.

Scales
Wigfrid

A stone of ill omen.

Dreadstone
Wigfrid

Ready to bear the brunt of battle!

Dreadstone Helm
Wigfrid

It hails from a place deeper and darker than even here.

Dreadstone Outcrop
Wigfrid

'Tis wood, forged in the sea's depths!

Driftwood Piece
Wigfrid

Tis consumed by flame!

Driftwood
Wigfrid

Consumed by Hel's flames.

Driftwood
Wigfrid

Thank you for your bounty, tree.

Driftwood
Wigfrid

A rare beauty to be sure, but tis no Yggdrasil.

Driftwood
Wigfrid

Leg of beastie.

Drumstick
Wigfrid

Hooooot meat!

Fried Drumstick
Wigfrid

I hath no use for a plant burgeoning with foul non-meats.

Banana Bush
Wigfrid

I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.

Berry Bush
Wigfrid

I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.

Juicy Berry Bush
Wigfrid

I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.

Grass Tuft
Wigfrid

I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.

Spiky Bush
Wigfrid

Art thou plants or monkey parts? Make up thine mind!

Monkeytails
Wigfrid

I should like to see that returned to the earth goddess.

Sapling
Wigfrid

A most wicked trap I could set for my foes.

Anenemy Trap
Wigfrid

'Tis not just strength, but cunning that makes a warrior!

Dumbbell
Wigfrid

My ally wields a strange weapon, indeed.

Icebell
Wigfrid

My friend, if you want to be fighting fit you must join me in combat!

Gembell
Wigfrid

He hath strength, next we must work on his bravery!

Golden Dumbbell
Wigfrid

Training in comfort.

Thermbell
Wigfrid

Train well my friend, and join me in glorious battle!

Marbell
Wigfrid

My ally wields a strange weapon, indeed.

Firebell
Wigfrid

Smells like my battle boots.

Durian
Wigfrid

What was the purpose of cooking this?

Extra Smelly Durian
Wigfrid

It gives off a powerful stink.

Giant Durian
Wigfrid

Tiny nature bits.

Brittle Seed Pods
Wigfrid

This food is not fit for a warrior, it's fit for the floor!

Amberosia
Wigfrid

This creature has no fight in it.

Dust Moth
Wigfrid

Sorry beasties, but your home is ripe for the pillaging!

Tidy Hidey-Hole
Wigfrid

Yes, most practical!

Rabbit Earmuffs
Wigfrid

Delicious slimy snake fish.

Eel
Wigfrid

Hot eel!

Cooked Eel
Wigfrid

Purple and bulbous.

Eggplant
Wigfrid

Food for the weak.

Braised Eggplant
Wigfrid

I've no use for vegetables, big or small.

Giant Eggplant
Wigfrid

Tiny nature bits.

Swirly Seeds
Wigfrid

The elixirs dost soothe her spirit.

Picnic Casket
Wigfrid

My ally's flame burns bright as her fighting spirit.

Fire Ball
Wigfrid

It was no challenge at all.

End Table
Wigfrid

There is no beast beneath.

End Table
Wigfrid

The light burns bright.

End Table
Wigfrid

Tis a tribute to Freya's beauty.

End Table
Wigfrid

The light wanes.

End Table
Wigfrid

Their beauty fades.

End Table