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Survivor

No, that would be ridiculous.

Finally. It looks like the birds have dispersed.

Robot junk.

Isn't that a job for the little toad?

Willow, your abominable bear is running amok!

If I'm going to humiliate myself, I can at least do it properly.

That's too stiff a drink.

He's attending to some other business, presently.

I must wait and regain my strength.

No need to do it twice.

Toss InBath Bomb

I can't do that while it's covered in moon glass.

Toss InBath Bomb

I have to wait?!

One pet is enough responsibility.

Even with my long arms, I still can't reach.

I've already recruited a ticoon.

Those blasted things move too fast!

Keep those flames away from my eyebrows!

Someone's at it already.

I fear my mind can't take the strain...

I'll need a top hat for this trick to work.

Oh. There go all my good pocket squares.

How could you improve on perfection?

They're in much more dire need of it.

I think you're forgetting something, pal...

There's nothing for me to work with.

Full charge!

Who left it uncharged?

It's not worth my time.

This one is insignificant in comparison.

Well I need something to build with.

I don't like sharing.

It needs completely different plans.

That's the wrong part.

I'll give an offering once the imminent danger has passed.

Nothing ever goes as planned.

Hmph. You're adding too much salt.

I must get closer.

There's a stupid hat in the way.

Someone's hogging it.

It's about to melt.

I'm not stacking it any higher.

Ugh, empty! I'll do it later.

PlantCrabby Hermit

I'd rather not lay my hands on a hot stove, thank you very much.

It's occupied.

First I must remove its contents.

Quit moving!

My memory isn't good enough to draw from it.

Why must the plants be so picky?

Blast! This is hopeless.

I'm losing my touch.