Words of the Constant
MaxwellUgh. These menial tasks do not suit me.
MaxwellI don't know if the smell is worth the protection it offers.
MaxwellUgh. These menial tasks do not suit me.
MaxwellSeashells. The sturdiest building material known to man.
MaxwellUgh. These menial tasks do not suit me.
MaxwellI always thought boats could use more teeth.
MaxwellUgh. These menial tasks do not suit me.
MaxwellDon't test me.
MaxwellIt's useless if it isn't loaded.
MaxwellTragically, I can't just summon cannonballs out of thin air.
MaxwellFine. I suppose the task of building it is left to me.
MaxwellAm I building a boat or weaving a basket?
MaxwellI've been reduced to a common shipyard laborer.
MaxwellOh, great. Now we're going to drown.
MaxwellShockingly, it seems to work.
MaxwellIf it saves me from having to row myself, I'll give it a chance.
MaxwellSomehow, it's working.
MaxwellThis feels ridiculous.
MaxwellBlast it Higgsbury, I can barely read these scribbled instructions.
MaxwellIf I hear one word of complaint, I'm turning this boat around.
MaxwellDo I look like a common shipwright? Oh, very well...
MaxwellWhat is the thread count on this?
MaxwellLooking at it is making me seasick.
MaxwellCan you rightfully call a sack of potpourri a pillow?
MaxwellIt will either protect me or cut me to ribbons.
MaxwellSomeone's about to have a very bad day.
MaxwellIts power has been amplified...
MaxwellGrind them bones.
MaxwellIt's hearty and filling.
MaxwellLeave no scrap unused.
MaxwellHistory repeats itself.
MaxwellRebuilding her library, is she?
MaxwellPerhaps now the bees will serve me.
MaxwellWhat a wasteful misuse of magic.
MaxwellI've had enough fire and brimstone for one eternity.
MaxwellThe words within evoke an unknown force.
MaxwellAh. Based on the librarian's own observations, I take it?
MaxwellI suppose I'll eat for a lifetime, then? Somehow I doubt it.
MaxwellI could stop a fiend in its tracks with this.
MaxwellIt's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension.
MaxwellHopefully this version is less wordy.
MaxwellHopefully this will mean less time relegated to the garden.
MaxwellTaking some inspiration from the Codex, are we? I'm flattered.
MaxwellNow she's just showing off.
MaxwellWe've come this far, no point in stopping our meddling now.
MaxwellWhat's a ritual without a little showmanship? Surely a prop or two?
MaxwellHmph. It doesn't hold a candle to the secret knowledge I possess.
MaxwellIt's not wise to toy with forces beyond your comprehension.
MaxwellI haven't had a real sleep in... ages.
MaxwellI'm always cool and collected.