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Survivor

Wonderful. It's even tackier than I imagined it would be.

There's no end to the work around here, it seems.

One more thing to clutter the ground.

What exactly is so fantastic about it?

Measly things. In my time I made proper statues...

Curiosity always seems to get the better of me.

Green Mystery Box

Curiosity always seems to get the better of me.

Yellow Mystery Box

Curiosity always seems to get the better of me.

Red Mystery Box

A paltry light source. But it will do.

Midsummer Night Light

There's no end to the work around here, it seems.

Midsummer Night Light Kit

At least it's small and somewhat manageable.

There's no end to the work around here, it seems.

Miniature Tree Kit

Surely you're not serious?

These props leave something to be desired.

I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?

Hubbub for Grub Kit

What are they hiding down there...

It requires payment.

Hubbub for Grub

I'll play it, but I won't enjoy it.

Hubbub for Grub

So small and obedient. It goes where I direct it.

Is this even a regulation putter?

A course of my own conjuring?

Custom Mini-Golf Kit

This course is beneath me.

Beginner Mini-Golf Kit

Difficult? Let's see about that.

Expert Mini-Golf Kit

Should make for a decent round.

Standard Mini-Golf Kit

Must you always be in my way?

Can someone turn off that blasted fan?

It reminds lesser players where the world ends.

Mini-Golf Boundary Fence

Up or down? Make up your mind!

Reminds me of that accursed thing.

It flings the ball skyward, sparing it the indignity of rolling.

Persistent Directional Springboard

Careful where you send my ball.

Child's play, but I don't feel bad about winning.

Mini-Golf Flaghole

Obviously it belongs at the end.

Mini-Golf Flaghole Kit

It costs a whole token?!

Mini-Golf Ball Dropper

Ugh! The course is unfinished!

Mini-Golf Ball Dropper

It's been paid already!

Mini-Golf Ball Dropper

It goes at the beginning of course!

Mini-Golf Ball Dropper Kit

Get back here, you blasted contraption!

I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?

Egg Scramble Kit

It requires payment.

Such pointless frivolity...

What are they hiding down there...

I'm almost certain it was this one...

I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?

Eggs in a Basket Kit

It requires payment.

Eggs in a Basket

A simple matter of memorization. I'll show you just how easy it is.

Eggs in a Basket

I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?

Birdhouse Ball Drop Kit

It requires payment.

Birdhouse Ball Drop

I imagine some people might find this amusing.

Birdhouse Ball Drop

It requires payment.