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Survivor

Maxwell

Well, I suppose a bit of destruction might be relaxing.

Button

Maxwell

I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?

It requires payment.

Another mindless diversion.

Nest Defender

Maxwell

What are they hiding down there...

Target

Maxwell

I'm certain it's rigged.

Target

Maxwell

I suppose I'm expected to set this up myself?

It requires payment.

A meaningless victory.

How novel.

We're being overrun.

Fine. I'll play your silly little games.

Cawnival Token

Maxwell

Just look at him, strutting around like he owns the place.

Corvus Goodfeather

Maxwell

It's about as festive as I like it. Which is not at all.

Cawnival Tree

Maxwell

The birds seem to enjoy it. Some creatures just lack any taste.

Cawnival Tree

Maxwell

I think that's about as much clutter as one could possibly throw on a tree.

Cawnival Tree

Maxwell

It's so... ugh... whimsical.

Cawnival Sapling

Maxwell

I somehow doubt they'd have anything I want.

Prize Booth

Maxwell

Must I do everything around here?

Prize Booth Kit

Maxwell

A prize ticket. How exciting.

Prize Tickets

Maxwell

Oh good. Now I can get some useless trinket from the Prize Booth.

Prize Tickets

Maxwell

I don't know why I'm dedicating so much time to this.

Prize Tickets

Maxwell

About as pleasant as you'd expect.

Seed Clusters

Maxwell

Far too jaunty for my taste.

Chirpy Scarf

Maxwell

At least it will give me some respite from this wretched heat.

Chirpy Cloak

Maxwell

It affords some protection from the sun's burning rays.

Chirpy Capelet

Maxwell

Fancy... for a laborer's tool.

Too bad.

I never cared for woodworking. The sawdust gets everywhere.

Disgusting.

That carrot is revolting!

Carrat

Maxwell

You thought you could fool me?

Carrat

Maxwell

I'm sure it is diseased.

Carrat

Maxwell

Starting to feel left out?

Charlie's Carrat

Maxwell

I'm not a fan of vegetables.

Carrot

Maxwell

A little more refined, at least.

Roasted Carrot

Maxwell

A ludicrously oversized carrot.

How mundane.

Such labor is beneath me.

Oblong Seeds

Maxwell

Such directionless destruction.

Useless.

Mapmaking is a soothing pastime. Methodical.

Catty vermin.

Well, I guess that's that.

Vermin housing.

Dead head.

The classic game of catcoon and mechanical mouse.

Wind-up Mouse Toy

Maxwell

Well it's not going to move itself.

Boulder

Maxwell

We must deal with the others first.

Boulder

Maxwell

Ashes in one's mouth.

Banana