Words of the Constant
When one gate closes...
A gate for your pocket.
A fence for your pocket.
Hmph. It'll certainly repel anyone with taste.
What insidious magic. It draws power from eye rolls and groans.
It's not gentlemanly to carry manure in one's hands.
I don't know what's so festive about it.
Positively garish.
A fruit for more refined tastes.
Exquisite.
Pleasantly sweet.
Quite decadent.
A staff after my own heart!
Great for magic tricks.
How pretty.
I could squish them if I wanted to.
I put fire gems in there as a joke.
Blasted nettles!
They're all shrivelled up.
Words hold power. Pens too, apparently.
I should attend to that.
A fire pit.
A roaring fire.
It's getting low.
It's hot.
It's gone cold.
A basic enchantment, but effective.
Not much fuel left.
Quiet before the storm.
Begone, fire!
Fresh from the murky depths.
Not my preferred way to ensnare enemies.
I will eat for a lifetime.
Ugh, it's still twitching.
Bland... but acceptable.
My teeth are getting too old for this.
I'm reduced to scavenging scraps.
That was barely an appetizer.
My teeth are getting too old for this.
These should tide me over.
Cooked fish in a crunchy shell.
Ugh, the smell... the things I do for a decent meal.
It still stinks.
Ow! I cut my finger!
Ah well.
Yes, fine. It's nice.
Just in case...
Where does it say, "women and children first"?
I am filled with the irrational urge to stomp upon it.
This is wrong.