Words of the Constant

Maxwell

When one gate closes...

Wood Gate
Maxwell

A gate for your pocket.

Wood Gate
Maxwell

A fence for your pocket.

Wood Fence
Maxwell

Hmph. It'll certainly repel anyone with taste.

Junky Fence
Maxwell

What insidious magic. It draws power from eye rolls and groans.

Fencing Sword
Maxwell

It's not gentlemanly to carry manure in one's hands.

Bucket-o-poop
Maxwell

I don't know what's so festive about it.

Festive Fish Dish
Maxwell

Positively garish.

Festive Costume Pattern
Maxwell

A fruit for more refined tastes.

Fig
Maxwell

Exquisite.

Figatoni
Maxwell

Pleasantly sweet.

Figkabab
Maxwell

Quite decadent.

Cooked Fig
Maxwell

A staff after my own heart!

Infernal Staff
Maxwell

Great for magic tricks.

Red Firecrackers
Maxwell

How pretty.

Fireflies
Maxwell

I could squish them if I wanted to.

Fireflies
Maxwell

I put fire gems in there as a joke.

Fire Hound
Maxwell

Blasted nettles!

Fire Nettle Fronds
Maxwell

They're all shrivelled up.

Dried Fire Nettle Frond
Maxwell

Words hold power. Pens too, apparently.

Fiery Pen
Maxwell

I should attend to that.

Fire Pit
Maxwell

A fire pit.

Fire Pit
Maxwell

A roaring fire.

Fire Pit
Maxwell

It's getting low.

Fire Pit
Maxwell

It's hot.

Fire Pit
Maxwell

It's gone cold.

Fire Pit
Maxwell

A basic enchantment, but effective.

Fire Staff
Maxwell

Not much fuel left.

Ice Flingomatic
Maxwell

Quiet before the storm.

Ice Flingomatic
Maxwell

Begone, fire!

Ice Flingomatic
Maxwell

Fresh from the murky depths.

Fish
Maxwell

Not my preferred way to ensnare enemies.

Fishing Net
Maxwell

I will eat for a lifetime.

Freshwater Fishing Rod
Maxwell

Ugh, it's still twitching.

Raw Fish
Maxwell

Bland... but acceptable.

Fish Steak
Maxwell

My teeth are getting too old for this.

Fishy Jerky
Maxwell

I'm reduced to scavenging scraps.

Fish Morsel
Maxwell

That was barely an appetizer.

Cooked Fish Morsel
Maxwell

My teeth are getting too old for this.

Small Fishy Jerky
Maxwell

These should tide me over.

Fishsticks
Maxwell

Cooked fish in a crunchy shell.

Fish Tacos
Maxwell

Ugh, the smell... the things I do for a decent meal.

Tin Fishin' Bin
Maxwell

It still stinks.

Cooked Fish
Maxwell

Ow! I cut my finger!

Flint
Maxwell

Ah well.

Sky Lantern
Maxwell

Yes, fine. It's nice.

Sky Lantern
Maxwell

Just in case...

Sky Lantern
Maxwell

Where does it say, "women and children first"?

Personal Floater
Maxwell

I am filled with the irrational urge to stomp upon it.

Flower
Maxwell

This is wrong.

Flower