Words of the Constant

Maxwell

I despise working up a sweat...

Heated Garden Hoe
Maxwell

Without heat, it's hardly different from an ordinary garden hoe.

Heated Garden Hoe
Maxwell

If I must do physical labor, I can at least do it in relative comfort.

Heated Garden Hoe
Maxwell

Not quite enough for a rug.

Fur Tuft
Maxwell

They grow up so fast.

Fused Shadeling
Maxwell

That is one persistent tail.

Dread Mite
Maxwell

Try and get me now. Ha!

Suspicious Moonrock
Maxwell

Not so tough.

Suspicious Moonrock
Maxwell

I suppose that's why there are no vampires around.

Garlic
Maxwell

I wonder if it still wards away the undead.

Roasted Garlic
Maxwell

An unreasonably enormous clump of garlic.

Giant Garlic
Maxwell

Am I supposed to plant these?

Seed Pods
Maxwell

It smells much nicer going in than coming back out.

Asparagazpacho
Maxwell

My pets! What has become of you?

Gears
Maxwell

Blegh.

Icker
Maxwell

This one is occupied.

Icker
Maxwell

Don't expect me to reach in there.

Icker
Maxwell

Wilson can take it on a picnic.

Icker Jar
Maxwell

Somebody taste it first!

Icker Preserve
Maxwell

I don't trust that infernal jelly.

Icker Preserve
Maxwell

Pass. I don't do sticky.

Icker Preserve Kit
Maxwell

The fuel needs a focus.

Gem Stand
Maxwell

This one's ready.

Gem Stand
Maxwell

The pragmatic approach.

Maxwell

Apologies, Higgsbury. I thought that stench was coming from you.

Maxwell

It can't even die properly.

Maxwell

It communes with us through them.

Gestalt
Maxwell

Not so tough now, are you?

Phasmo-Encapsulator
Maxwell

Ugh. Empty.

Phasmo-Encapsulator
Maxwell

I think it would be best to keep my distance.

Greater Gestalt
Maxwell

Oh, bygones be bygones and such.

Inimical Gestalt
Maxwell

It remembers me!

Ghost
Maxwell

I hope they found peace.

Mourning Glory
Maxwell

Talk about a near death experience.

Wraith's Wreath
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Nightshade Nostrum
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Spectral Cure-All
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Luminous Wrath
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Distilled Vengeance
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Ghastly Experience
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Cursed Vexation
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Unyielding Draught
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Revenant Restorative
Maxwell

It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts.

Vigor Mortis
Maxwell

An elegantly wrapped social obligation.

Gift
Maxwell

For wrapping odds and ends...

Gift Wrap
Maxwell

Entirely too gaudy.

Gingerbread Pig House
Maxwell

Must you make me chase you?

Gingerbread Pig
Maxwell

Pretty brash for something so edible.

Gingerbread Varg
Maxwell

Not the castle I had in mind for myself.

Glass Castle
Maxwell

Sharp like my wit.

Glass Cutter