Words of the Constant

Maxwell

Ugh, it's so hot.

Boulderbough
Maxwell

Someone should mine it now.

Boulderbough
Maxwell

What's that rock doing up there?

Boulderbough
Maxwell

These things take forever.

Boulderbough Sapling
Maxwell

Do I have to dig in the dirt? With my hands?

Boulderbough Seed
Maxwell

It seems to have struck a chord.

Strident Trident
Maxwell

These must have been heated to an incredible temperature.

Melty Marbles
Maxwell

Is that a crack about my age?

Second-hand Dentures
Maxwell

I'm not listening.

Lying Robot
Maxwell

I'm not touching that without several pairs of gloves.

Dessicated Tentacle
Maxwell

Don't look at me like that.

Gnomette
Maxwell

Perhaps I'll invite the librarian for a nice mandrake tea.

Leaky Teacup
Maxwell

Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check.

White Bishop
Maxwell

Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check.

Black Bishop
Maxwell

The product of a very immature magician, perhaps.

Bent Spork
Maxwell

A metaphor, perhaps.

Toy Trojan Horse
Maxwell

Admittedly, it's difficult to maintain balance when you're on top.

Unbalanced Top
Maxwell

A complete and utter fraud...

Fake Kazoo
Maxwell

Eliminates the use of the phrase "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."

Back Scratcher
Maxwell

I know when I've been beaten.

Beaten Beater
Maxwell

The monster child gets tangled in this frequently.

Frayed Yarn
Maxwell

I was looking for that.

Shoe Horn
Maxwell

It's been beheaded.

Lucky Cat Jar
Maxwell

The strongman's wardrobe is brimming with them, judging from the odor.

Air Unfreshener
Maxwell

This was important to one very specific person once.

Potato Cup
Maxwell

Finally. My suits were getting wrinkles. Wrinkles!

Wire Hanger
Maxwell

It is still beholden to the king.

White Rook
Maxwell

It is still beholden to the king.

Black Rook
Maxwell

A tangled mess. Like life.

Gord's Knot
Maxwell

Not a pawn, but still a minion.

White Knight
Maxwell

Not a pawn, but still a minion.

Black Knight
Maxwell

Amateur magic for children.

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Maxwell

The opposite of dapper.

Spider Ring
Maxwell

I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you.

Monkey Paw
Maxwell

I'm not in the habit of imbibing strange liquids.

Empty Elixir
Maxwell

Permanently bared.

Faux Fangs
Maxwell

I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!

Broken Stake
Maxwell

You are all ants in my eyes already.

Binoculars
Maxwell

What a tacky glove.

Lone Glove
Maxwell

Don't look at me like that.

Gnome
Maxwell

One hundred percent to scale.

Snail Scale
Maxwell

I've no idea what that is.

Goop Canister
Maxwell

It looks cheap.

Toy Cobra
Maxwell

What use would I have of such a thing?

Crocodile Toy
Maxwell

Rosebud.

Broken Terrarium
Maxwell

At least it's not ragtime.

Odd Radio
Maxwell

Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?

Broken Hairdryer
Maxwell

A toy for a child's mind.

Tiny Rocketship
Maxwell

I might hide those in the robot's bedroll if I get bored.

Frazzled Wires
Maxwell

Not something a grown man should be caught playing with.

Ball and Cup