Words of the Constant

I'd prefer a pocketwatch on a chain.

Hardened Rubber Bung

My suits don't deserve to be defaced with these tacky atrocities.

No! NOO!

All my ambitions go up in smoke.

Perhaps I might reign again... as the king of fishing!

Weight: Caught by:

Weight: Caught by: Enjoy your moment while it lasts...

Weight: Caught by: Bow down before your fishing master!

Weight: Caught by: Impressive, isn't it?

...And now it's on fire.

Reduced to dust.

Do we not have infinitely more pressing things to do?

Weight: Harvested on day: A moderately impressive display

Weight: Harvested on day: I suppose it's an accomplishment.

The bar has been set low, I see.

It's more of a fall vest.

Breezy Vest

It's so hard to look fashionable in the winter.

Puffy Vest

At least the mucus burned off.

Koalefant Trunk Steak

Full of summer mucus.

Koalefant Trunk

The trunk thickens in the winter to hold more mucus.

Winter Koalefant Trunk

Tumble on, weed.

Tumbleweed

I despise getting my hands dirty.

A stone floor.

Turf.

Really, Higgsbury?

That's a quality, high-pile carpet sample!

Carpeted Flooring

What was wrong with my carpet?

Turf.

That's my natural habitat.

Checkered Flooring

Some quality stonework.

Brick Flooring