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Survivor

Uuuugh, why is everything so much work?

Grooming Station Kit

Wow, making friends is easy!

Puffy flying jerk!

This will keep the pokeys off of me.

It's full of bees!

Bees inside. Should've put some fire in there for good measure.

Mosquitoes inside. They don't sound happy.

Maxwell's Mosquito Trap

No amount of honey is worth THAT!

It all came from a bee's butt.

Ew, burn it before it gets any bigger!

Dare you guys to smack it with a hammer.

Gigantic Beehive

That's none of my beeswax.

The scariest part is how bad it smells.

Embalming Spritz

Bet you think you're safe in all that armor.

Infernal Swineclops

Is it New Year's Eve? Are there FIREWORKS?!

Help me, Bernie!

GET'EM, BERNIE!!

I need to fix Bernie up.

My childhood buddy - Bernie!

Red berries taste the best.

Red berries with fire somehow taste even better.

Roasted Berries

Mmm. They pop in your mouth.

Fire improves everything.

Roasted Juicy Berries

Eat poop, stupid plant!

Yes!! Burn!!

Burn the sick!

Blech. You smell.

Mmmmm. Berries.

But I want more berries!

All dried out. Primed for fire!

Did I say you could stop growing?!

Juicy Berry Bush

Yes!! Burn!!

Juicy Berry Bush

Burn the sick!

Juicy Berry Bush

Blech. You smell.

Juicy Berry Bush

Ready for picking!

Juicy Berry Bush

Make mooooore!

Juicy Berry Bush

It's burning up.

Juicy Berry Bush

This is the best part!

Merry Berrysauce

Mmm, I can still smell the fire.

What in the world!

Aaah! Set it on fire!

At least he's quiet now.

Bird prison!

What's all the fuss about?

Ha! Gotcha now!

That should probably be cleaned up.

Stupid bird. Wake up!

He won't be quiet!

Burn, birdie, burn.

Shall I do the honors?