Words of the Constant
WillowUh-huh, nothing sturdier than seashells.
WillowI guess building some bumpers is better than sinking.
WillowAlright, a boat with teeth is kinda cool.
WillowI guess building some bumpers is better than sinking.
WillowThe only fun part of sailing is getting to fire the cannon.
WillowIt isn't loaded? Booooring.
WillowDarn it, I'm out... hey Wes, you always wanted to try being a human cannonball right?
WillowIf I build it, I get to fire it.
WillowBut it won't be as flammable if I put it in the water!
WillowThat's the boat part of the boat.
WillowI only know how to solve fire-based problems.
WillowOkay fiiiiine, I guess it works alright.
WillowGreat, now I've got a big dumb magnet.
WillowI guess that means it's working.
WillowGreat, now I've got a little dumb magnet.
WillowWilson! How am I supposed to put all this junk together?!
WillowHehehe, let's see how fast we can spin without getting sick!
WillowFiiiine, I'll put the stupid rudder on the stupid boat.
WillowBernie's cuddlier than a hairy old pillow.
WillowEw, this pillow's full of wet junk!
WillowI guess that's one use for flowers.
WillowPretty sure this is the worst pillow ever.
WillowHeh. Think fast!
WillowWormwood must've been messing around with that one.
WillowI don't think they make good tinder.
WillowI would practically INHALE that!
WillowJust add fire to food and voila!
WillowWhat's burned is burned, no point thinking about it too much, right?
WillowHey, uh... what library did Ms. Wickerbottom work at, anyway?
Willow"Rule one: don't set beehives on fire"? This book's stupid!
WillowLess reading, more burning!
WillowThat's my favorite book!
WillowLooks interesting, for a book.
WillowYou see something, you set it on fire. I don't need a book to teach me that!
WillowThe only thing more boring than fishing is reading about fishing.
WillowLooks like kindling to me.
WillowUghh, who cares?
WillowUghh, who cares?
WillowNice and thick, that should burn for a good while.
WillowWow, another book I'll never read!
WillowStop trying to get me to read!
WillowAnother dumb book about whatever.
WillowUgh, I hate rain!
WillowHow would everything even fit in there?
WillowHey, it's a book about kindling!
WillowBo-oring!
WillowYaaaawwwn.
WillowLooks like kindling to me!
WillowEw, who wants to read a book about spiders?
WillowIt's not the most exciting weapon.