Words of the Constant

Hehehe!

Well, that was mildly entertaining.

If something's on fire when it's teleported...

Is this thing on?

It's not warm enough for my liking.

Winter Hat

If you'd measured fire, maybe you woulda been prepared!

Thermal Measurer

It would be better if it measured fire.

Thermal Measurer

Reminds me of sitting by the fire on cold winter nights.

Is it done yet?!

Ugh, this is the most boring part.

Masonry Oven

Mmmm, you can still taste the fire!

Masonry Oven

I'm on board with anything that involves fire.

Masonry Oven

Honestly, who DOESN'T eat the head first?

Gingerbread Cookie

Doesn't look too bad, considering!

Sugar Cookie

Gimme two of 'em and I can do a MacTusk impression.

Candy Cane

Anyone else sense the overpowering stench of evil?

Eternal Fruitcake

A log for eating, not for burning.

Chocolate Log Cake

I'm gonna totally stuff my face!!

Plum Pudding

Sure beats rainwater!

Apple Cider

I only like it when it's SCALDING.

Hot Cocoa

Who knew stuff from a bird's butt could be so tasty?

Heavenly Eggnog

Bibble-ty bauble-ty boo!

Festive Bauble

Woah, shiny! Nice!

Magnificent Adornment

I should toast this over an open fire.

Champion Adornment

So cute I don't even wanna burn it.

Appeasing Adornment

It's like a fire, but without the burning!

Festive Light

It'll remind me of grams.

Sentimental Adornment

Now we're celebrating!

Winter's Feast Tree

Happy Winter's Feast, everybody.

Looks great!

It's a bit shrimpy.

Happy Winter's Feast, everybody.

Festive Tree Planter

Are we gonna grow a tree?

Festive Tree Planter

Come on out little guys, I just want to roast ya!

Wobster Mound

They still taste the same, right? Right...?

Lunar Wobster

I could go for some flame-roasted wobster.

Edible in a pinch.

Lobster for dinner! Pinch me!

Delicious Wobster

She's just a big pushover.

She's just a big pushover.

She's a smelly, weird little dog. I like her!

She's a smelly, weird little dog. I like her!

Honestly, I've eaten worse.

Woby Snacks

Wolfgang! Take it easy, big guy!

Wolfgang

Don't hurt yourself, big guy.

Hi Wolfgang!

Hey Wolfgang, did you know the heart's a muscle?

Burn the murderer!

Woah! Wolfgang ripped a spirit straight out of the afterlife!

Wolfgang