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Survivor

Careful, I think it's rabid!

Heh. Good monkey.

I swear this monkey's following me.

What happened? Did you fall out of a tree?

That thing's dangerous! Burn it!

You're pretty smart for a stinky monkey.

Oooh, what a flammable- I mean, fancy hat!

You're only fueling the fire, Woodie!

Calm down, Woodie. Wanna borrow Bernie?

Woodie! That was hilarious!

Burn it all, Woodie! Burn it!

Hi Woodie!

I better get a heart for Woodie.

Ha! You're a hoot, Woodie. Or is it a honk?

Don't be such a down-er, I'll get you a heart.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Why the long face? Ha!

Murderer. BURN!

Is there maple syrup in your veins, Woodie? You're so sweet!

Aww, it's over.

That will definitely burn.

You sure you want to sit there? That chair may spontaneously combust.

Yup. It burned.

That will definitely burn.

That will definitely burn.

Does dirt normally move around?

Light without fire. Unnatural.

It's so furry!

Poke it with a stick!

I wonder if it likes spicy food?

Yuck. That won't hold long.

Light without fire. Unnatural.

It feels like grandma's hands.

Lesser Glow Berry

Light without fire. Unnatural.

Mysterious Plant

Hey! Keep those creepin' vines to yourself!

You've got a lot of guts for a plant. I like that!

Hi Wormwood!

I think Wormwood needs some help.

I'm gonna burn you like tinder!

Hey, thanks a bunch there, Wormwood!

Ew, it's dead.

I wanna roast it!

It keeps squirming.

It's snoring.

They're pretty cute.

Mmm... Roast dragonfruit.

Good night, little guy.

I'd rather use fire to light my way.

Must be the mother.

Great Depths Worm

You're supposed to prank everyone else, not ME.