Words of the Constant

Woodie

You'll pay for your crimes, crow!

Crow
Woodie

I think we're supposed to follow these.

Cookie Crumbles
Woodie

I know a curse when I see it.

Accursed Trinket
Woodie

I think I might be allergic to this.

Cut Grass
Woodie

Sorry, I might've taken a little bite.

Cutless
Woodie

Yum! Tastes woody!

Lichen
Woodie

Want to hear my loon call?

Cut Reeds
Woodie

Part of the Canadian shield.

Cut Stone
Woodie

Not even so much as a "thank you", eh?

Nightmare Werepig
Woodie

Whatever he's got better not be contagious.

Nightmare Werepig
Woodie

Should we help him out, Luce?

Scrappy Werepig
Woodie

Hey there, buddy. You don't look so bad.

Scrappy Werepig
Woodie

No good deed goes unpunished.

Scrappy Werepig
Woodie

That's some firmly planted stone.

Cracked Pillar
Woodie

Looks sturdy... ish.

Cracked Pillar
Woodie

That doesn't smell quite right, eh.

Deadly Feast
Woodie

Smells ripe.

Sea Bones
Woodie

Nooo! I could have chopped it!

Birchnut Tree
Woodie

What a waste.

Birchnut Tree
Woodie

Ahhhh!

Birchnut Tree
Woodie

It's calling to me!

Birchnut Tree
Woodie

You're due for a chopping.

Birchnut Tree
Woodie

No Lucy, you may not cut the deck. I know what you mean.

Deck Of Cards
Woodie

I'm pretty sure it's makin' a statement. Aboot something.

Art?
Woodie

It could use a bit of nature.

Table Vase
Woodie

Aboot time we brightened this place up, eh?

Table Vase
Woodie

A little bit of nature makes everything nicer.

Table Vase
Woodie

We need bulbs, eh.

Table Vase
Woodie

Well, that's that.

Table Vase
Woodie

I'd rather have natural light, but it'll do.

Table Lamp
Woodie

Looks pretty realistic, eh?

Empty Frame
Woodie

It ain't much to look at with no picture in it.

Empty Frame
Woodie

It's their spitting image!

Pleasant Portrait
Woodie

Something's different aboot you...

No-Eyed Deer
Woodie

That's a creature of the woods, eh?

No-Eyed Deer
Woodie

That's a big moose!

Deerclops
Woodie

Smoke'em if you got'em.

Woodie

What's that Luce? Yup, she'll look great on the wall.

Woodie

What in the name of sweet Celine?

Woodie

She'll keep the brews frosty all summer, eh?

Ice Crystaleyezer
Woodie

The eye's been lifted? Where are we? Toronto?

Ice Crystaleyezer
Woodie

Better get buildin', eh?

Ice Crystaleyezer Kit
Woodie

Now what is this good for?

Deerclops Eyeball
Woodie

Wish I still had a cabin I could mount these things in.

Deer Antler
Woodie

That ain't natural.

No-Eyed Deer
Woodie

It's probably a tuft of grass.

Grass
Woodie

That's easy on the eyes.

Desert Goggles
Woodie

Remember how much it rained back home, Luce?

Desiccant Pouch
Woodie

Take that, rain!

Desiccant Sack
Woodie

I'm not commenting on that.

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