Words of the Constant

Woodie

Looks pretty heavy, eh?

Dumbbell
Woodie

You just throw it at whoever ya don't like, eh? Sounds pretty cold.

Icebell
Woodie

Choppin' trees is enough of a workout for me.

Gembell
Woodie

I'll stick to lifting my axe.

Golden Dumbbell
Woodie

I think he took "warm up" too literally, eh?

Thermbell
Woodie

I'll stick to lifting my axe.

Marbell
Woodie

Yer muscles won't be the only things on fire.

Firebell
Woodie

It smells bad.

Durian
Woodie

It smells even worse.

Extra Smelly Durian
Woodie

No thank you very much.

Giant Durian
Woodie

Maybe I could plant them?

Brittle Seed Pods
Woodie

Tastes terrible. And that's speakin' as someone who's eaten raw lumber.

Amberosia
Woodie

Let's compare moustaches later.

Dust Moth
Woodie

Resourceful little guys!

Tidy Hidey-Hole
Woodie

Where I'm from these'd only work in the fall.

Rabbit Earmuffs
Woodie

This should cook up nicely.

Eel
Woodie

This cooked up nicely.

Cooked Eel
Woodie

I bet the birds have something to do with this.

Eggplant
Woodie

Suspiciously birdy.

Braised Eggplant
Woodie

It better not hatch into a giant purple bird.

Giant Eggplant
Woodie

Maybe I could plant them?

Swirly Seeds
Woodie

Think there's a spooky six-pack in there.

Picnic Casket
Woodie

Just keep it away from the trees, eh?

Fire Ball
Woodie

A burnt wood table.

End Table
Woodie

Such a beaut of a wood table shouldn't be hidden by a cloth.

End Table
Woodie

Aboot time we brightened this place up, eh?

End Table
Woodie

A little bit of nature makes everything nicer.

End Table
Woodie

We need bulbs, eh.

End Table
Woodie

Well, that's that.

End Table
Woodie

Nooo! I could have chopped it!

Evergreen
Woodie

What a waste.

Evergreen
Woodie

Ahhhh!

Evergreen
Woodie

It's calling to me!

Evergreen
Woodie

Sorry!

Lumpy Evergreen
Woodie

How terrible!

Lumpy Evergreen
Woodie

Another one!

Lumpy Evergreen
Woodie

Lucy would want me to chop it down.

Lumpy Evergreen
Woodie

Always good to have something watching over you.

Eyebrella
Woodie

Protective eye gear that protects everything but the eyes.

Eye Mask
Woodie

Feast your eye on my axe!

Eye Of Terror
Woodie

It's rude to stare, eh?

Suspicious Peeper
Woodie

Probably shouldn't let that eye open.

Egg Of Terror
Woodie

It needs to mind its own business.

Eye Plant
Woodie

That'll drive the hosers off.

Houndius Shootius
Woodie

This needs to be installed properly.

Houndius Shootius
Woodie

If it was a tree farm, I'd be sad.

Woodie

I prefer larger plants.

Woodie

They'll never reach chopping size.

Woodie

I think it needs some poop.

Woodie

Better get planting.

Garden Hoe