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Survivor

Woodie

Trees by torchlight.

Torch

Woodie

If only I had some ketchup!

Get a move on.

Some sort of sandy transportation.

The Lazy Deserter

Woodie

Time to get a move on.

Desert Stone

Woodie

S'got a powerful stink, eh?

Desert Stone

Woodie

The perfect snack for a day of chopping.

Trail Mix

Woodie

Mighty powerful right hook on that hoser.

Boarilla

Woodie

I won't even pretend to know how that works.

Work smarter, eh?

A trap for the forest, by the forest.

Bramble Trap

Woodie

It's pretty much just a plain ol' pile of rocks now, eh?

Coals

Woodie

Never know when it might come in handy, eh?

Coals

Woodie

I wouldn't wanna be the unlucky hoser who steps on that.

Coals

Woodie

A bit too toasty for me, thanks.

Coals

Woodie

Well, that's just dangerous.

Anenemy

Woodie

Just a little starfish, eh?

Anenemy

Woodie

This seems a bit rough.

Tooth Trap

Woodie

That's not playing fair, eh?

Maxwell's Tooth Trap

Woodie

I guess wood does have a downside...

Chest

Woodie

Wood is so handy! Look at all the things you can make!

Chest

Woodie

Lots of storage, made of quality wood, what more could you ask for?

Chest

Woodie

Something is not quite right aboot that chest.

Treasure Chest

Woodie

You're asking for a good chop, bud.

Woodie

The bigger the tree, the better to chop down!

Tree Jam

Woodie

That's one way to go about it.

Boulderbough

Woodie

Did anyone yell "Boulder!"?

Shall we, Luce?

I can't wait to see it full grown...

Boulderbough Sapling

Woodie

It makes me a little emotional.

Boulderbough Seed

Woodie

Don't worry Lucy, I'm not trading you in anytime soon.

Strident Trident

Woodie

I used to play that game.

Melty Marbles

Woodie

Choppers for old folks.

Quiet, you!

It's all withered.

She looks friendly.

Gaudy as all get-out.

Leaky Teacup

Woodie

And here I am just a pawn, eh?

White Bishop

Woodie

And here I am just a pawn, eh?

Black Bishop

Woodie

It needs to be straightened, eh?

Bent Spork

Woodie

I would have liked this when I was a boy.

Toy Trojan Horse

Woodie

It keeps falling over, eh?

Unbalanced Top

Woodie

Much kazoo aboot nothing.

Fake Kazoo

Woodie

Wigfrid keeps using it to "spar" with me and Lucy. We're afraid.

Back Scratcher

Woodie

It belongs in a kitchen, not in the woods.

Beaten Beater

Woodie

I'd rather have some proper rope.

Frayed Yarn

Woodie

Maxwell probably needs that for his fancy shoes.

Shoe Horn

Woodie

We should whip up some pumpkin cookies to put in it, eh?

Lucky Cat Jar

Woodie

I already smell like pine and woodchips, according to Lucy.

Air Unfreshener

Woodie

Genius! A cup for a proper woodsman.

Potato Cup