Words of the Constant

Woodie

No point hanging clothes in the woods.

Wire Hanger
Woodie

That one moves diagonally, I think.

White Rook
Woodie

That's, uh, the rook piece.

Black Rook
Woodie

Reminds me of a story I heard once.

Gord's Knot
Woodie

That one can only move one square at time.

White Knight
Woodie

That's the, uh, horse piece.

Black Knight
Woodie

I'd rather my future be a surprise.

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Woodie

Creepy.

Spider Ring
Woodie

That right there's a bad time waitin' to happen.

Monkey Paw
Woodie

Doesn't even have a label.

Empty Elixir
Woodie

More intimidating than beaver teeth.

Faux Fangs
Woodie

What a waste of wood, eh?

Broken Stake
Woodie

Looks like a pair of binoculars.

Binoculars
Woodie

Oh, the gloves're comin' off now!

Lone Glove
Woodie

Wolfgang would appreciate that moustache.

Gnome
Woodie

It's a snail-shaped scale, eh?

Snail Scale
Woodie

Got no idea what that's for.

Goop Canister
Woodie

Better than meeting a real one, eh?

Toy Cobra
Woodie

Get along, lil gator.

Crocodile Toy
Woodie

Smashed to bits.

Broken Terrarium
Woodie

What sorta shows d'you think it gets?

Odd Radio
Woodie

I prefer to let mine air dry.

Broken Hairdryer
Woodie

It needs a robot arm, eh?

Tiny Rocketship
Woodie

They're not good any more, eh?

Frazzled Wires
Woodie

'Might take it to the kid.

Ball and Cup
Woodie

Reminds me... gotta convince Willow to take a *real* bath.

Hardened Rubber Bung
Woodie

I just sew my clothing shut around me when I put it on.

Mismatched Buttons
Woodie

Never seen such a flammable fishbowl!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

Guess that's that.

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

Think it's time for some fishin', eh?

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

Weight: Caught by:

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

Weight: Caught by: Lookin' at it is making me hungry...

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

Weight: Caught by: Sorry bud, looks like those bragging rights are mine!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

Weight: Caught by: Pretty good, eh Lucy?

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Woodie

It's gonna start a forest fire if we're not careful!

Produce Scale
Woodie

Well, that's a shame.

Produce Scale
Woodie

We're up for a bit of friendly competition, aren't we Lucy?

Produce Scale
Woodie

Weight: Harvested on day: That's a nice one.

Produce Scale
Woodie

Weight: Harvested on day: Would ya look at the size of it!

Produce Scale
Woodie

Huh. Seeing it now I guess it's not that impressive.

Produce Scale
Woodie

Nice and breezy.

Breezy Vest
Woodie

This could stand up to the winters back home, eh?

Puffy Vest
Woodie

I think it boiled off all of the nose cheese.

Koalefant Trunk Steak
Woodie

It's pretty thin.

Koalefant Trunk
Woodie

It's thick and hairy.

Winter Koalefant Trunk
Woodie

I wish it was sturdier so I could chop it.

Tumbleweed
Woodie

I think I'd make a good groundskeeper, whatcha think Luce?

Terra Firma Tamper
Woodie

That's some nice stonework!

Ancient Stonework
Woodie

Just some ground, eh?

Woodie

He sacrificed a lot of beard for this rug.

Beard Hair Rug