Words of the Constant
Wearing these 'no-tan-lines tan' colored pants won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing these 'anagnorisis yellow' colored pants won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
'Disilluminated black' colored stripy trousers.
'Insufficient chocolate brown' colored stripy trousers.
'Crow blue' colored stripy trousers.
'Plethora of purple' colored stripy trousers.
'Wormgut red' colored stripy trousers.
No striped pajama squid were harmed in the making of these 'high pH blue' colored naptime pants.
No striped pajama squid were harmed in the making of these 'forest guardian green' colored naptime pants.
No striped pajama squid were harmed in the making of these 'cumulus gray' colored naptime pants.
No striped pajama squid were harmed in the making of these 'bumbling honey orange' colored naptime pants.
No dotted pajama coral were harmed in the making of these 'dotted red' colored naptime pants.
No striped pajama squid were harmed in the making of these 'snail mucus purple' colored naptime pants.
No striped pajama squid were harmed in the making of these 'redbird red' colored naptime pants.
Don't sell yourself short in these 'scribble black' colored shorts.
Don't sell yourself short in these 'cobaltous oxide blue' colored shorts.
Don't sell yourself short in these 'forest guardian green' colored shorts.
Don't sell yourself short in these 'firehound red' colored shorts.
Don't sell yourself short in these 'flat fish tan' colored shorts.
Wearing this 'scribble black' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing this 'bird tail blue' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing this 'werebeaver brown' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing this 'lief green' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing this 'stormcloud gray' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing this 'pigman pink' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
Wearing this 'no-tan-lines tan' colored skirt won't help you survive... But you'll look great!
This 'catcoon blue' colored skirt is fastened with four shank buttons.
This 'subaqueous megafauna green' colored skirt is fastened with four shank buttons.
This 'snail mucus purple' colored skirt is fastened with four shank buttons.
This 'rook red' colored skirt is fastened with four shank buttons.
This 'houndbone white' colored skirt is fastened with four shank buttons.
This 'rubber glove blue' colored skirt isn't a proper kilt, but you feel vaguely Scottish anyway.
This 'science experiment green' colored skirt isn't a proper kilt, but you feel vaguely Scottish anyway.
This 'peripeteia purple' colored skirt isn't a proper kilt, but you feel vaguely Scottish anyway.
This 'red gem red' colored skirt isn't a proper kilt, but you feel vaguely Scottish anyway.
This 'butter yellow' colored skirt isn't a proper kilt, but you feel vaguely Scottish anyway.
A 'intellectual blue' colored skirt that's fun to twirl around in.
A 'wooden nickel brown' colored skirt that's fun to twirl around in.
A 'wormgut red' colored skirt that's fun to twirl around in.
A 'flat fish tan' colored skirt that's fun to twirl around in.
A 'jungle green' colored skirt that's fun to twirl around in.
'Umbrage brown' colored dancing pants.
'Begs the question blue' colored dancing pants.
'Wibbly wobbly pinky winky pink' colored dancing pants.
'Higgsbury red' colored dancing pants.
'Flat fish tan' colored dancing pants.
Enjoy a knickerbocker glory in these 'insufficient chocolate brown' colored knickerbockers.
Enjoy a knickerbocker glory in these 'forest guardian green' colored knickerbockers.
Enjoy a knickerbocker glory in these 'colloidal silver gray' colored knickerbockers.
Enjoy a knickerbocker glory in these 'dry grass tan' colored knickerbockers.