Words of the Constant
All that glitters is not gold--except these shoes. They're gold.
You'll need shorts when you're hot on the case.
These pants are freshly pressed to impress.
Practical snow pants and boots to keep young adventurers warm and dry.
Boots to keep you sure-footed, even in zero-gravity.
The best part is they'll hide both mud stains and grass stains!
Nothing like dressing your stems in earth tones.
Someone traded in their goodie-two-shoes for these shady sneakers and shorts.
A frightfully fine pair of striped trousers.
You'll need a sturdy pair of shoes if you want to keep up with the news.
Decorate your Winter's Feast tree in style.
Cut a rug like it's the fabric of the space-time continuum.
These pants have withstood dirt and prickly plantlife time and time again.
The finest quality shoes for walking down a dark path.
Who says work shoes can't be comfortable and stylish at the same time?
Hoof it in style.
A cozy pair of clogs to keep your feet warm through long nights in the workshop.
The striped belt adds a little flavor.
Keep your ankles dry at sea with these cuffed waders!
Poofy pants have been the secret ingredient for many a fancy outfit.
These fancy pants are ready for some winter festivities.
These gilded lunar leggings are sure to make you stand out.
These cream and pistachio striped pants are a feast for the eyes.
These pants have been weathered by many days at sea.
A handful of rose petals hides away in each pocket, awaiting a dramatic moment to be tossed in the air.
A pair of tasteful black pants.
Never a stain on them, even after long hours cooking in a rocky galley.
Keep your feet festive, whether you're snowbound or baking at home.
They'll never see your powerful kicks coming.
These boots have been polished to a brilliant gleam.
Fly fleet footed to the end of the world.
Official dance pants.
Too many snags on piercing thorns and grabbing branches have left this kilt in tatters.
Nothing helps one get their sea legs like a fine pair of pirate boots.
These greaves are sure to cause your enemies some grief!
These pants allow freedom of movement and complete mobility for an incredible performance.
Ready for adventure on the spur of the moment.
The preferred armor of the deadly alchemist.
Walk around like you own the place (you do).
Stomp out the fires in your enemies' belly.
Wrapped up, like the wearer's stage career.
These leggings are as breezy as the trees in spring!
Pants fit for a pirate king.
Why did these ever go out of style?
Buckle up for a night on the town.
Cut for staying one step ahead of the law.
Cozy slippers for someone with no interest in festivities and frivolity.
Made in the most practical color for young boys who like jumping in mud puddles.
A wintry pair of plaid trousers.
A thick layer of fluff to insulate you against the cold lunar landscape.