Words of the Constant
Add some spring to your stride in these silky scrap spider pants!
Sail by the seat of your pants!
These purple pants were made to dance.
Fancy boots tipped with ill-gotten gold.
When words fall short, let your stockings do the talking.
No jolly elf outfit is complete without them.
They do pinch the toes a bit.
A warm plaid skirt in a seasonally appropriate pine green.
A decorative leather skirt for a fiery fighter.
Made for dancing on fiery graves.
Originally, barbers provided medical services like blood-letting; a fun little factoid that has nothing to do with these pants or their coloration.
A pair of fur-trimmed leggings and a broad leather belt.
These worn slacks have seen many a chilly winter.
Strut your science-y stuff across the stars.
Rock out with these rock hard boots.
These boots will send heads spinning like electrons around a nucleus!
The color helps one blend in, to better observe the local flora and fauna.
These pants were carefully tailored to look rough and rugged.
Made with a little extra stretch for dancing and feasting.
Winona was never the type to throw out a perfectly good pair of pants.
Breathable trousers to withstand the sweltering heat of The Forge.
They'll have you looking dangerously sharp!
Peace of mind for when the sparks fly in the arena.
These old trousers have seen many an hour of hard labor.
These sturdy boots won't be taking on water anytime soon.
If the smithy floor is covered in hay, you never know when you might step on a nail.
Don these boots to add some kicks to your kicks.
Few things are more satisfying that the sound of fresh snow crunching beneath your feet.
Berserkers have no need of pants!
An old, traditional pair of trousers in a 'monastral blue' hue.
Complete with crystalline knee guards.
Wolfgang strong. Wolfgang need no foot protection.
Form-fitted for flexing those leg muscles!
Just pull them on and jump in the ring!
Tough, durable, and brown to hide the dirt.
The perfect pants for a hairy situation.
Trousers fit for the feast.
A pair of battle leggings with a studded leather belt.
These swishy pants will make you want to cut a rug instead of a tree!
Ready for going out on the rink!
Perfects boots for a moonlit stomp through the woods.
These boots are on fire.
The wearer of these boots is on the hunt for the punch bowl.
These old trousers are as traditional as they are uncomfortable.
It's great to have some ship carpentry experience under your belt. Pants aren't bad either.
Comes with shin guards to ward off rabid beavers. (Note: Useless against all other animals)
As his boots crunch through the unsullied snow, he leaves behind the only evidence of his passing; a trail of steady, methodical footprints.
After setting foot on this strange new world, they're ready to lay down roots.
Look right at home scampering through the hot and arid deserts of the Constant.
Don't get caught without fancy footwear at your next forest formal.