Words of the Constant

Wilson's hair-raising experiments have led to a grey-streaked beard.

A beard in bloom.

This beard is scientifically proven to smell horrible.

Fashionable facial hair for gentleman scientist types.

Wilson is berry proud of his holiday beard.

This wouldn't be the first time Wilson's had to fight off a goon or two.

Wilson's had a lot of experience cooking with found ingredients.

Formal Wilson is unhappy Wilson.

Formal Wilson is unhappy Wilson.

Wilson is willing to take on any challenger.

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The chill of the first frost of winter has beset poor Wilson.

Wilson doesn't just moonlight as a scientist, he's determined to be a star in his field.

Watch out! He knows SCIENCE and he's not afraid to use it.

Ready for the b-assault.

This gentleman has carefully chosen each element of his outfit to get a strong reaction.

A scientist must be prepared to get their hands dirty from time to time.

A look that says "gentleman scientist".

Piggsbury Costume

Wilson usually forgets to put a costume together until the last moment. He's always busy experimenting.

Wilson usually forgets to put a costume together until the last moment. He's always busy experimenting.

Some pirates are motivated by gold, others by curiosity.

Who knew rose dye was so permanent?

Who knew rose dye was so permanent?

Wilson has learned the science of shadows.

Wilson has learned the science of shadows.

Wilson is the village's greatest (and only) scientist.

As a scientist, Wilson is well equipped to investigate the natural world.

As a scientist, Wilson is well equipped to investigate the natural world.

Wilson is a major advocate of the health benefits of leeches.

Wilson is all dressed up for the holly days.

Pilfer the sea for loot.

The most industrious person is often the one who dances the hardest when the music starts.

Even forward-thinkers can find themselves dwelling on the past.

The most stylish way to smash your foes to smithereens.

The most stylish way to smash your foes to smithereens.

Unleash mayhem with this menacing machine.

Unleash mayhem with this menacing machine.

Winona came ready for a fight!

Cooking is basically just food assembly, right?

When all signs pointed towards the Voxola Radio Company, Winona knew what she had to do.

This isn't what Winona expected when she read "Formal Assembly" on the invitation.

This isn't what Winona expected when she read "Formal Assembly" on the invitation.

Winona likes to stick to the classics.

Winona's tough as nails and ready to throw down.

Nona Gekko Costume

It wasn't easy for Winona to get her hair like that.

It wasn't easy for Winona to get her hair like that.

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A good boss keeps her cool under pressure.