Words of the Constant
Winona gets her work orders directly from the big cheese.
Winona the Welder can do it!
An ensemble engineered for elegance.
Winona's fingers are so callused, she barely even feels rose thorns.
The most sensible gear for a practical woman.
Winona's been known to run a tight ship.
By any other name, she'd smell of engine grease.
By any other name, she'd smell of engine grease.
No one knows the depths of Winona's dark machinations.
No one knows the depths of Winona's dark machinations.
This snazzy spotlight deserves its own spotlight.
This snazzy spotlight deserves its own spotlight.
Illuminating while intimidating!
Illuminating while intimidating!
They say it takes a village... but really, it takes a Winona.
Winona's always been made of rough stuff.
Winona's always been made of rough stuff.
Winona dreams up all sorts of fantastic mechanical inventions in her private workshop.
Winona's ready for her grudge match.
Winona always liked the sense of camaraderie that emerges between people in the bleak of winter.
Behold, the power of beauty!
Behold, the power of beauty!
A brutish display of power.
A brutish display of power.
Behold, the power of beauty!
Behold, the power of beauty!
A brutish display of power.
A brutish display of power.
A dark winter hat for the dark winter months.
Happiness is a warm puppy hat.
Happiness is a warm puppy hat.
Doesn't keep your head any warmer than a regular winter hat, but gosh if it isn't just the cutest.
This plum pudding hat contains no plums. Just a bunch of raisins.
This winter hat is strangely reminiscent of a small feathered friend.
This winter hat is strangely reminiscent of a small feathered friend.
One might wear this 'forest guardian green' winter hat on a cozy night around a campfire. Or, hey, they might not.
Who says you can't look tough while keeping your ears warm?
Step right up.
Detailed in every sense.
Beware of Woby!
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Who's the cutest?! Yes, you are, Woby! Yes, you are!
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Wolfgang's physique might have inspired a statue or two in Ancient times.
Wolfgang's no stranger to the art of pugilism.
Wolfgang can't relax unless all his friends are well fed.
Wolfgang enjoys formal dinners: the food is usually excellent.
Wolfgang enjoys formal dinners: the food is usually excellent.