Words of the Constant

Time-tested lumberjack apparel.

It'll be smooth sailing, as long as he doesn't sail under a full moon.

Woodie tends his own garden more often than he tends his own hair.

Woodie tends his own garden more often than he tends his own hair.

The shadow realm is pretty much the same as here, just darker.

The shadow realm is pretty much the same as here, just darker.

Woodie looks like he's turning into a tree.

Woodie looks like he's turning into a tree.

Woodguard Costume

Woodie will have twigs stuck in his beard for weeks. Not that that's unusual.

Woodie will have twigs stuck in his beard for weeks. Not that that's unusual.

Woodie's wilderness survival comes in handy in the great North.

And lo he passes, the icy warden of the winter woods.

It's inviting you in with a big toothy grin!

There's a surprising amount of fungal slime involved in most magical adventures.

You hunger for darkness, and it hungers for you.

Don't worry, it's probably not carnivorous. Probably.

Experience the excitement of being eaten by a spider without the lasting consequences!

I'm fairly certain that's just what Glow Berry bushes look like.

Nature has seen many a civilization rise and fall.

The closer you get to someone, the more you hurt them. At least when you're covered in spines.

When only nature's finest will do.

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This sweet little snowdrop braved the cold just to see you!

For Wormwood, embracing the moon seemed only natural.

Wormwood's head is completely hollow, unlike his heart.

Wormwood has decided to turn a new leaf with this fresh spring look.

Wormwood just woke up and is ready to venture out in search of some friends.

Wormwood's festive smile just lights up the room!

Sometimes the last to bloom is the most beautiful flower.

Wormander Costume

Wormwood's saladmander costume is ripe for the picking.

Wormwood's saladmander costume is ripe for the picking.

Wormwood has taken his cues from the deadly nightshade.

Rooted in resilience, Wormwood weathers even the most unforgiving seasons.

One of Wormwood's more polished looks.

Wormwood has done himself up in a festive floral arrangement.

Here comes Wortox, the reptilian rapscallion!

Not all dragons covet gold, Wortox guards a hoard of souls!

This handsome devil is on another level... of reality.

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Deer Wortox could try to rein in his prankster tendencies, but what fun would that be?

From roguish imp to radiant lunar prince!

This guest's angelic appearance might be masking a devilish trickster within.

Wortox's mind is, admittedly, much like a labyrinth itself.

Wortox often considers himself a force of nature.

No-Eyed Deertox Costume

Wortox was once a simple creature, too.

Wortox was once a simple creature, too.

Wortox has arrived, and he's ready to play some tricks!