Words of the Constant
This look suits Wolfgang, and he knows it.
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Wolfgang enjoys passing cold winter nights around a fire with loved ones.
Wolfgang is fully prepared to carry the weight of lunar leadership on his shoulders.
Wolfgang is feeling magnanimous and magmatic.
Wolfgang thinks he looks rather nice in green.
A strongman in his purest essence.
Wolfgang knows how to pull his own weight on a pirate ship.
This moustache doesn't tickle, it prickles.
This moustache doesn't tickle, it prickles.
Wolfgang is even mightier than usual.
Wolfgang is even mightier than usual.
Come one, come all, to witness the might of the incredible Strongman!
In the wilderness, only the mighty survive.
In the wilderness, only the mighty survive.
Pugilism is a gentleman's sport.
MacWolf Costume
It seems a shame to hide such luxurious hair.
It seems a shame to hide such luxurious hair.
Wolfgang is ready to conquer the frontier!
Wolfgang is ready for a howling good Hallowed Nights.
Wolfgang's stepping into the ring!
Wolfgang has arrived for the feasting and festivities!
Just an ordinary monkey.
Winning is hard work. You deserve a rest.
Plant your lucky rear right here.
This chair's constant squeaks and creaks will drive you batty.
This very chair was handcrafted for your derrière.
A thorny throne for your weary rear.
A luxurious seat for the most discerning of rumps.
Put your Cawnival prizes on display!
Good luck at the table!
Something about this old table makes your heart flutter with fear.
This table's wooden and a good'un.
A rose table by any other name wood smell as sweet.
The table runner adds a touch of sophistication to the occasion.
Some might say that Woodie's fashion sense is stuck in the Stone Age.
It's best not to mess with a man and his axe.
Woodie's not beyond using an axe in the kitchen.
Woodie puts bear fat in his hair when he goes out.
Woodie puts bear fat in his hair when he goes out.
Woodie is a wild man in the arena.
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Woodie's Hallowed Nights costume is tie die for.
Woodie will never pass up an opportunity to hit the ice.
Woodie feels quite at home surrounded by snow-capped mountains.
It was only a matter of time before Woodie added wolf to the list.
Woodie's confidence in battle is rooted in experience.
A refined gentleman, or a wolf in sheep's clothing?
All Woodie needs is the sun, the rain, and his favourite tree seeds.