Words of the Constant

Science couldn't save it.

Teletransport Station

It uses displacement theory - things go from displace to datplace.

Teletransport Station

It needs some electricity.

Teletransport Station

It'll be good for when winter comes.

Winter Hat

Its measuring days are over.

Mercurial.

The spirit of the season!

Holiday Cheer

The science is almost done!

Cooking really is a science.

Science says it's done.

A festive furnace for flame-grilled foodstuffs!

The anatomy's not right, but I'll overlook it.

Gingerbread Cookie

I'm going to eat forty. For science.

Sugar Cookie

A Yuletide toothache waiting to happen.

Candy Cane

That experiment may have been a tiny bit unethical.

Eternal Fruitcake

It's nice to eat something other than berries for once.

Chocolate Log Cake

I'm puddin' that straight in my mouth!

Plum Pudding

It's a hollowed apple filled with yummy juice.

Apple Cider

How does it stay warm? A thermodynamical mug?

Hot Cocoa

Can science explain why it tastes so good?

Heavenly Eggnog

Every scientist appreciates a good bauble.

Festive Bauble

This one is especially impressive.

Magnificent Adornment

I should hang this one over a fire.

Champion Adornment

For some reason it makes me hungry.

Appeasing Adornment

A tree's not complete without some electricity.

Festive Light

Really fine work considering she has claws.

Sentimental Adornment

That was a mistake, I think.

That puts a damper on the festivities.

Happy Winter's Feast!

It's almost Winter's Feast!

That puts a damper on the festivities.

Festive Tree Planter

I need a pine cone for that.

Festive Tree Planter

It's a rock with Wobsters in it.

Wobster Mound

What a wascally Lunar Wobster.

Lunar Wobster

What a wascally Wobster.

Wobster

You should cook up nicely.

Dead Wobster

I can't wait to eat you.

Delicious Wobster

What in the name of science have you been feeding her?

What in the name of science have you been feeding her?

It's a scientific fact that petting a good dog will improve your day.

It's a scientific fact that petting a good dog will improve your day.

I think I'm barking up the wrong tree with this snack.

Woby Snacks

Let's not start a fight with the strongman...

You can't actually "fight" fire, Wolfgang!

It's good to see you, Wolfgang!

I told you you couldn't deadlift that boulder. The numbers were all wrong.

Murderer! I can take you!

Wolfgang is just a big teddy bear.

It gives me terrible flashbacks to the gym classes of my youth...

Coaching Whistle