Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Greetings to you, Wortox!

Wortox
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I reject the reality of ghosts and imps.

Wortox
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Time to grab the imp by the horns!

Wortox
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Thanks for lending a helping claw, Wortox.

Wortox
Wilson P. Higgsbury

He's a chip off the ol' Krampus.

Knabsack
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can guess what that's fur.

Twintailed Heart
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's rather jarring if you think about it.

Soul Jar
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Wurt is looking especially monstrous today...

Wurt
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Didn't anyone teach you not to play with fire?!

Wurt
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Good day, Wurt!

Wurt
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Wurt is looking greener around the gills than usual.

Wurt
Wilson P. Higgsbury

You're just another murderous merm!

Wurt
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Why thank you, Wurt!

Wurt
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Looking at it makes my head feel funny.

Brilliant Mudslinger
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Dreadful... but don't tell her I said that.

Dreaded Mudslinger
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think we need to tweak your primary directive, WX-78...

WX-78
Wilson P. Higgsbury

You look like you're gonna melt, WX-78. What happened?

WX-78
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Good day to you, WX-78!

WX-78
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I always thought WX-78 could use a heart. Now I'm certain!

WX-78
Wilson P. Higgsbury

WX-78! You've violated the first law!

WX-78
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I guess WX-78 got that empathy module up and running.

WX-78
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Beanbooster Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Chessmaster Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Refrigerant Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Redigestion Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Thermal Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Illumination Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Super-Illumination Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Hardy Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Super-Hardy Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Super-Gastrogain Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Gastrogain Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Super-Processing Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Processing Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Acceleration Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Super-Acceleration Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Chorusbox Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Optoelectronic Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Rangebooster Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Sonic-Invoker Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Blocking Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Spin-Cycle Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Spatializer Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So much science packed into one tiny gizmo.

Electrification Circuit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Practical immortality through engineering!

Backup Chassis
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A freight it will get lost!

Portable Storage Unit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

So far, so good.

Roto-Mapper
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It uses current technology.

Zaptrocuter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It controls remotely? It's a.... Detached Telecommand Apparatus!

Zaptrocuter Controller
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's too hard to eat.

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