Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wonder if this is how the dinosaurs felt.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a monkey.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's one spooky monkey.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

They've gone ape!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

My life has been saved... by a monkey?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It looks like it's been lovingly carved.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Woodie has been a bit of a sap lately...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Woodie's gone on a wood chucking rampage!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Will you bea-very mad if I don't revive you, Woodie?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Don't burn yourself out, Woodie.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Greetings, Woodie!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Does "universal" coverage include the void, Woodie?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Take a gander at that!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Be more careful, you silly goose!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Gad-zooks, that's a moose!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That moose'nt be very comfortable.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Murderer! Bring me an axe and let's get in the swing of things!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Woodie saved everyone's backbacon.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wouldn't like to sit on that.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'd like to sit on that!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Somebody else is sitting on that.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't think I'll be using it anymore.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I use tables periodically.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I use tables periodically.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just looks like a pile of dirt.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Seems safe to me.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a worm!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Soft and undulating.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Science compels me to jump in.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Guh, that thing looks worse off than usual.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Looks delicious.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Kinda wrinkled.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Seems safe to me.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Wormwood seems pricklier than usual today.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I thought you hated fire, Wormwood.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Greetings, Wormwood!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

You need some help, lil guy?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Prepare to get weed whacked, Wormwood!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Wormwood never gives up on his friends.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's the end of that.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Are carrots supposed to have legs?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

You're kind of ugly up close.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's almost cute.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's cute, but it's not ripe yet.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think it's ripe now.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's snoozing.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How strange, carrying one makes my pocket feel lighter!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a big worm!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I knew Wortox couldn't be trusted!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Wortox is becoming a survival liability.