Words of the Constant

Woodie

I wish I knew how to make bread.

Woodie

I could always go for a nice hearty soup.

Woodie

Sticks to your ribs.

Woodie

What a sorry sight, eh?

Woodie

Nice bit of woodworking there.

Woodie

There's a whole book on the little buzzers, eh?

Woodie

I already know more than enough aboot those things.

Woodie

I know better than to mess with that, eh.

Woodie

I'd rather stick with my axe, thanks.

Woodie

My first instinct when I see a fire isn't to crack open a book.

Woodie

Is there a chapter on ice fishing?

Woodie

I'm leaving that to the experts.

Woodie

Does it grow trees?

Woodie

That's a lot of readin'... you sure it's the shorter version?

Woodie

They sure gotta make gardening complicated, eh?

Woodie

Must be one of 'em book lights.

Woodie

I guess this is her idea of some light reading.

Woodie

I'm getting goosebumps just lookin' at it.

Woodie

Could've really used this when I was livin' on the West Coast.

Woodie

Eh, at the very least it'd make a good doorstop.

Woodie

Hey, I think this one grows trees!

Woodie

The perfect book for a full moon.

Woodie

I'm alright with the cold, but summers ain't fun under all this hair.

Woodie

They don't have tentacles in Canada.

Woodie

I deal with spiders enough, I don't need to read aboot them too!

Woodie

That looks hard to throw.

Woodie

How aboot we leg it out of here, eh?

Woodie

That thing's seen better days.

Woodie

Bet I could stick the pieces back together with some heat.

Woodie

You could debark a log with this thing.

Woodie

It can collect skeeters.

Woodie

Look, sea plants.

Woodie

Picked clean.

Woodie

Seems a bit cruel, doesn't it?

Woodie

What's inside? Hope it's logs.

Woodie

The paper's brown. Like wood.

Woodie

He looks friendly enough.

Woodie

A hearty comfort food.

Woodie

Done for.

Woodie

It's good for hiding from nature.

Woodie

I prefer margarine.

Woodie

I never trusted those things, eh?

Woodie

Where are you going to run?

Woodie

Crunchy! ...But soft?

Woodie

Sorry! Sorry. How awful!

Woodie

Stay away from those meat snacks!

Woodie

Finally.

Woodie

I still don't trust it.

Woodie

This is the worst.

Woodie

That's some tasty grub!