Words of the Constant
WoodieJust need to time it right.
WoodieIt's just a spinning headache.
WoodieNot much control here.
WoodieI don't trust it one bit.
WoodieYes, Lucy. I counted every stroke.
WoodieLet's just put it somewhere fair.
WoodieHm, needs a token eh?
WoodieThe course needs a flaghole still.
WoodieThe game is going already.
WoodieJust put it on solid ground and call it a day.
WoodieGet back here, you hoser!
WoodieThose good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?
WoodieYou want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!
WoodieSeeing those things run around gives me the willies.
WoodieWhat kinda horrible bird secrets are they hiding down there...
WoodieThose birds are trying to trick me... but I'm smarter...
WoodieThose good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?
WoodieYou want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!
WoodieMighty unsettling.
WoodieThose good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?
WoodieYou want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!
WoodieThey're trying to distract us, I'm sure those birds are plotting something...
WoodieYou want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!
WoodieIt's gotta be a trap... you can't trust anything made by birds.
WoodieThose good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?
WoodieYou want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!
WoodieDefend a nest? Of birds?!
WoodieWhat kinda horrible bird secrets are they hiding down there...
WoodieI'm supposed to hit the one that looks like a bird, right?
WoodieThose good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?
WoodieYou want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!
WoodieIt's too easy... what's the catch, eh?
WoodieWould've preferred a hockey puck, but this'll work.
WoodieI think I had a nightmare like this once...
WoodieI don't trust anything from a bird.
WoodieThere's just somethin' aboot him I don't trust...
WoodieIf I can't chop it down, might as well pretty it up, eh?
WoodieOh no... I think the decorations are attractin' more birds...
WoodieThe tree's been decorated, but at what cost...
WoodieThe one thing birds are good for, planting trees.
WoodieWonder where those birds stole these prizes from...
WoodieI'm only setting this up out of curiosity.
WoodieI bet they rig the games, that'd be just like a bird...
WoodieThose birds thought they could cheat me, eh? Guess again!
WoodieHuh. I managed to collect a pretty good pile.
WoodieHmph. Bird food.
WoodieEh, it's alright. For being bird-made.
WoodieIt came from a tree, but also from a bird... I'm feelin' conflicted.
WoodieAt least it keeps the sun off me, eh?
WoodieI know, Lucy. You're more versatile.