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Survivor

That's gonna hurt.

Called it.

It's a wonder anything grows in this climate at all.

Cactus Flower

Woodie

Would you put nails in your mouth?

Much better.

That fish looks cozy bundled up in all that rice and seaweed.

It's almost gone.

Where's my guitar?

Uh oh! It's bit high!

Campfire

Woodie

I should probably do something aboot that, eh?

Campfire

Woodie

I love a fire in the evening.

Campfire

Woodie

It was good while it lasted.

Degenerate.

Want a peek at our prisoner, Lucy?

Diseased vermin.

That there bag could hold a whole heap of candy.

Candy Bag

Woodie

It's good for the back country.

Walking Cane

Woodie

I sure wouldn't want one of these fired at my boat.

Cannonball

Woodie

Sure does cheer you up, eh?

Woodie

This would be great for scaring birds away.

Woodie

Gives you the most bang for your buck, eh?

Woodie

Argh, it flashed the sun in my eyes! Curse you, birds!!

Light Catcher

Woodie

Maybe I've been overreactin'. A little decoration won't do any harm, eh?

Light Catcher Kit

Woodie

Those things better not hatch.

Woodie

Don't know why I'd want to build somethin' like that.

Woodie

Those birds are mockin' me, I just know it.

Woodie

Maybe I'll give it to Willow. She'll know what to do with it.

Woodie

I'm not keeping that thing around.

Woodie

I can't stop wondering what's inside...

Green Mystery Box

Woodie

I can't stop wondering what's inside...

Yellow Mystery Box

Woodie

I can't stop wondering what's inside...

Red Mystery Box

Woodie

Alright I admit, this one's pretty nice.

Midsummer Night Light

Woodie

Might as well get it set up, eh?

Midsummer Night Light Kit

Woodie

This better not attract any smaller birds...

Miniature Tree

Woodie

Might as well get it set up, eh?

Hm. Chunky.

Not very appetizing.

Those good-for-nothing birds can't even set up their own carnival?

Hubbub for Grub Kit

Woodie

What kinda horrible bird secrets are they hiding down there...

Hungry Crow

Woodie

You want somethin' shiny? How aboot my shiny axe!

Hubbub for Grub

Woodie

All that beautiful wood wasted on carving birds...

Hubbub for Grub

Woodie

No, you may not, Luce.

Golf Ball

Woodie

Don't tell me you're jealous of a putter, Lucy.

Putter

Woodie

Finally, my own mini- c'mon, Luce! I have other talents!

Custom Mini-Golf Kit

Woodie

Nice little warmup round.

Beginner Mini-Golf Kit

Woodie

Ooh, tricky... no, I have not been golfing all day, Lucy.

Expert Mini-Golf Kit

Woodie

Something for the casual duffer.

Standard Mini-Golf Kit

Woodie

I should just chop that down.

Woodie

I love a cool breeze, but that's just annoying.

Fan

Woodie

That'll keep the ball from wandering off.

Mini-Golf Boundary Fence